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Old 12-05-2004, 10:25 AM   #1
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Naked Principal

I've seen many people do wild things at Karaoke shows, company parties and reception. The best yet happened tonight.

We had a Christmas party to DJ tonight in Sim's old stomping grounds about 45 minutes away. We walk in and they all know Sim. His old bus driver, school teachers. . .the works. So as the night goes on everyone drinks and starts to let loose. Well, I guess Sim's old Elementary School teacher then principal really liked Right Said Fred because the moment we put on "I'm too sexy" the man ripped his dress shirt open. No cares about the buttons. The man let loose! He got half naked. Later. . . after dressing again he asks me to dance. I could not believe it.

Then. . .the night is over. We play the last song and as usual people are freaking out. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S OVER?!?!?" Same old Same old. So who's the one causing the most trouble? The principal. Many of the people had left but there were still a couple handfuls. I cave. I never do but I said, "On one condition will I play one more song. I choose the song." Of course I chose I'm Too Sexy. That was it. . .Almost every man in the room was topless. Principal, school teachers. . the works. I never thought I see the day when a conservative Elementary Principal was on his knees gyrating on the floor but it happened. Principal by day, chipendale by night.

It was a riot!
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Old 12-05-2004, 10:52 AM   #2
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great story
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Old 12-05-2004, 10:54 AM   #3
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

I hopped on the mic and said "I wish I had a camera. . . Does anyone have a camera???" The teacher that hired me hauled ass for her camera before the song was over!

Sim was like, "Man, now she has some definate blackmail material."
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Old 12-05-2004, 02:36 PM   #4
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WOO HOO! Good for you! What a riot!!!
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:17 PM   #5
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When I was in high school, we had an assistant principal named Mr. Miller and he was a rather short, round man. Somehow a picture of him in full drag (but badly done: typical straight man in a dress w/ makeup style drag) made its way out of his office, into the photcopier and plastered the school walls.


My friends and I thought it was pretty stupid of him to even bring that picture to school in the first place.
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Old 12-05-2004, 08:16 PM   #6
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I don't think I can ever take my grade 6 teacher seriously ever again
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Old 12-05-2004, 09:47 PM   #7
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Re: Naked Principal

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I've seen many people do wild things at Karaoke shows, company parties and reception. The best yet happened tonight.

We had a Christmas party to DJ tonight in Sim's old stomping grounds about 45 minutes away. We walk in and they all know Sim. His old bus driver, school teachers. . .the works. So as the night goes on everyone drinks and starts to let loose. Well, I guess Sim's old Elementary School teacher then principal really liked Right Said Fred because the moment we put on "I'm too sexy" the man ripped his dress shirt open. No cares about the buttons. The man let loose! He got half naked. Later. . . after dressing again he asks me to dance. I could not believe it.

Then. . .the night is over. We play the last song and as usual people are freaking out. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S OVER?!?!?" Same old Same old. So who's the one causing the most trouble? The principal. Many of the people had left but there were still a couple handfuls. I cave. I never do but I said, "On one condition will I play one more song. I choose the song." Of course I chose I'm Too Sexy. That was it. . .Almost every man in the room was topless. Principal, school teachers. . the works. I never thought I see the day when a conservative Elementary Principal was on his knees gyrating on the floor but it happened. Principal by day, chipendale by night.

It was a riot!
I think the kids finally drove him over the edge
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Old 12-06-2004, 01:49 AM   #8
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I thought I woulda done that 12 years ago.... or maybe it was seeing me again that led to his nervous breakdown.... or maybe there was just a side to him we never saw in school
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