12-06-2004, 03:55 PM
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meretricious dilettante
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in this thread we learn about tampons
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12-06-2004, 04:54 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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Ha Ha!
Unlike a certain steroetype, I certainly dont mind buying the things, in fact they can be a great source of cheap laughs. When an assistant loudly asked me from the counter, as I walked down the aisles, what I was looking for, I replied (even louder) "Tampons! Ah here they are......erm..which ones are which?" "They have different absorbancies" "Are they by size?" "No sir, they're approximatly the same size" "Oh, well what would fit THIS?? (holding my hands up clearly in the approximate diameter of a frisbee)" ....and dont get me started about the wings on a jam rag....  |
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12-06-2004, 05:06 PM
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hahahahaha "fortnight" ones...
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12-06-2004, 05:14 PM
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"Tampons do not glow, even if you shake them. "
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12-06-2004, 05:26 PM
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i used to refer to used tampons as Vampire Teabags
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12-06-2004, 06:18 PM
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My friend had mouth surgery and bit down on a few tampons to absorb the bleeding when she ran out of gauze.
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12-06-2004, 06:24 PM
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ewwww almost as gross asthis
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12-06-2004, 07:07 PM
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meretricious dilettante
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No kidding. AGH! I'm sorry, adding car air freshener to your personal hygiene can only make things worse!
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12-06-2004, 07:09 PM
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big hoo ha about nothing
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12-06-2004, 08:21 PM
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my ex-friend didn't figure out that you arn't supposed to insert the applicator and all until she was 27.
She couldn't figure out why they didn't work that well and kept slipping out... that pretty much blew my mind....
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12-06-2004, 08:26 PM
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that reminds me of a friend that didn't know you are suppose to remove the ojas from the tamales before eating them.
okay...maybe not a good example. |
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12-06-2004, 08:38 PM
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12-06-2004, 08:40 PM
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King of the špatnýs
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12-06-2004, 08:41 PM
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that too.
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