LImited edition Barbies for the San Diego Market! - ZEFRANK.COM

zenbabe · 12-19-2003, 11:35 PM

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the San Diego California market:

La Costa Barbie - This princess Barbie is only sold at the brand new La Costa Forum. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Rancho Bernardo Barbie - This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.

Escondido Barbie - This recently paroled tattooed & nose pierced Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a desert/river ready lifted Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only available
after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably in small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about!

Del Mar Barbie - This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Santee Barbie - This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans, two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her
shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can
spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper
sticker absolutely free.

La Jolla Barbie - This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a
leopard-print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription available.

La Mesa Barbie - This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she
chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Lemon Grove Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home.

Leucadia Barbie - This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long, straight, brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and
Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but you if purchase two Leucadia Barbie's and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a coupon for a free wheat-grass smoothie at any Whole Food's Market.

National City Barbie - This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus & trolley pass.
Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since
the addition of the infant.

Poway Barbie - She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away working.

Chula Vista Barbie - This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a pick up truck loaded 10 feet high with mattresses. Green cards are not available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken.

Hillcrest Barbie/Ken - This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts.
Bonus: free rainbow flag with proof of purchase sticker along with valuable discount coupons to all "F" street bookstores.

PB Barbie-This Barbie is always bitching that she can't find a good man in PB. Comes with a sun or butterfly tattoo on her lower back and can usually be found doing the walk of shame home.

Red Princess · 12-19-2003, 11:40 PM

i am none of those barbies, LOL
and i am NOT going to say what part of san diego i am in

Klynne · 12-19-2003, 11:47 PM

Trailer Trash Barbie - Comes with a double wide trailer, pack of cigarettes, 5 children, all under the age of 6, a hacking cough, and a boyfriend named Wayne that is drunk all the time.

DUI Barbie - Comes with a wrecked car, handcuffs, arresting officer, and an empty bottle of Jack Daniels.

Heroin Addict Barbie - Comes with track marks, re-used hypodermic needles, and looks like a minature Paris Hilton.

SpecialK · 12-20-2003, 03:54 AM

What ever happened to the classy Barbie of the old days?

zenbabe · 12-20-2003, 04:09 AM

HAHHAHAHAHHAA!!

zenbabe · 12-08-2004, 02:09 AM

Just in time for Christmas!

drivinmissdaisy · 12-08-2004, 03:07 AM

I got a similar email for my area which was hilarious!!!

My favorite part of FAO Schwartz is Barbie land. I always get my sisters a collector when I go there.

JesusTitties · 12-08-2004, 08:07 AM

god dammit

12-19-2003, 11:35 PM	#1
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	LImited edition Barbies for the San Diego Market! Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Barbie dolls for the San Diego California market: La Costa Barbie - This princess Barbie is only sold at the brand new La Costa Forum. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version. Rancho Bernardo Barbie - This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately. Escondido Barbie - This recently paroled tattooed & nose pierced Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a desert/river ready lifted Chevy truck with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash, preferably in small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you're talking about! Del Mar Barbie - This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them. Santee Barbie - This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans, two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's ass when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. La Jolla Barbie - This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard-print bikini outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the beach house. Percocet prescription available. La Mesa Barbie - This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Lemon Grove Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter top. Also available with a mobile home. Leucadia Barbie - This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long, straight, brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but you if purchase two Leucadia Barbie's and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a coupon for a free wheat-grass smoothie at any Whole Food's Market. National City Barbie - This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus & trolley pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant. Poway Barbie - She's perfect in every way. We don't know who Ken is because he's always away working. Chula Vista Barbie - This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a pick up truck loaded 10 feet high with mattresses. Green cards are not available for Chula Vista Barbie or Ken. Hillcrest Barbie/Ken - This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts. Bonus: free rainbow flag with proof of purchase sticker along with valuable discount coupons to all "F" street bookstores. PB Barbie-This Barbie is always bitching that she can't find a good man in PB. Comes with a sun or butterfly tattoo on her lower back and can usually be found doing the walk of shame home. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-19-2003, 11:40 PM	#2
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	i am none of those barbies, LOL and i am NOT going to say what part of san diego i am in __________________ snarky peep Last edited by Red Princess : 12-20-2003 at 12:09 AM.

12-20-2003, 03:54 AM	#4
SpecialK Lint Free Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the dryer Posts: 371	What ever happened to the classy Barbie of the old days? __________________ I don't know karate, but I know kerazy!

12-20-2003, 04:09 AM	#5
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	HAHHAHAHAHHAA!! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-08-2004, 02:09 AM	#6
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Just in time for Christmas! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-19-2003, 11:47 PM	#3
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Trailer Trash Barbie - Comes with a double wide trailer, pack of cigarettes, 5 children, all under the age of 6, a hacking cough, and a boyfriend named Wayne that is drunk all the time. DUI Barbie - Comes with a wrecked car, handcuffs, arresting officer, and an empty bottle of Jack Daniels. Heroin Addict Barbie - Comes with track marks, re-used hypodermic needles, and looks like a minature Paris Hilton.

12-08-2004, 03:07 AM	#7
drivinmissdaisy monkey Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: "When people from the South ask that question they don't necessarily mean geography. They may mean family, neighborhood or time." Posts: 553	I got a similar email for my area which was hilarious!!! My favorite part of FAO Schwartz is Barbie land. I always get my sisters a collector when I go there.

12-08-2004, 08:07 AM	#8
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	god dammit

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