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Old 12-09-2004, 09:12 PM   #1
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Unhappy Save and Respect the Animals

Animal Cruelty Report:

Children everyday are learning more and more about animal violence and animal cruelty through fruit snacks. Children are taught to bite animal’s heads off and maliciously nibble on the animal’s arms and legs. They mutilate the animals by chewing on them and put them back together again to form mutant animals. Although these animal fruit snacks may be delicious, it does not make this cruel practice right. Being cruel to fruit snack animals shows children that hurting animals is okay.



Now is the time to take action- to stop violence and start teaching the people around us about tolerance and respect. Reach out to your local community and put an end to this hateful practice.
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:14 PM   #2
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Hmmm... fruit snacks. Good idea!
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:14 PM   #3
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Ha !
I nearly choked on my gummy-hookers...
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:16 PM   #4
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SAVE THE ANIMALS!
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:18 PM   #5
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When I worked for the coffee shop I would melt gummy bears under the steamer arm of the espresso maker. It was loads of fun! And you can make them slightly melt and then stick them on stuff. FUN!!
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:19 PM   #6
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Damn you gummy animals and your gelatin insides.
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:19 PM   #7
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you are all sick!
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:20 PM   #8
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I would consider biting the head off of a bunny.
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:21 PM   #9
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heathen.

I'm calling PETA!!!!!!
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:22 PM   #10
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I kid.
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:23 PM   #11
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The New and Improved Bunny Song

the bunny
the bunny
woh i ate the bunny
i didn't eat my soup or my bread
just the bunny
the bunny
the bunny
oh i love the bunny
but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny
i didn't eat my salad
i didn't eat my steak
i had too much candy and got a tummy-ache
i need to eat good food to help me to grow
i'll obay my momma cause she loves me so
yah i'll go to church
and i'll go to school
that stuff is important
and i ain't no fool
i don't want no pickels
i don't want no honey
i just want a plate of a bucket of bunnies
i don't want a tissue
no no no girls
no that's wrong
i learned my lesson
oh you're gunna get tummy-aches
now you stop singin that stuff
listen here girls
oh no
the bunny
the bunny
woh i ate the bunny
i didn't eat my soup or my bread
just the bunny
the bunny
the bunny
oh i love the bunny
but now i feel real sick in the head from the bunny

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Old 12-09-2004, 09:23 PM   #12
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You can really streeeeeeeeeeecth these gummy-executive-escorts......
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:41 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by imdrsmooth
Damn you gummy animals and your gelatin insides.
That's right!

I've already bombed an animal cracker factory in the mid-west. I'm doing my part to make the world a better place.
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:42 PM   #14
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I've already bombed an animal cracker factory in the mid-west. I'm doing my part to make the world a better place.
now you are just being racist!

i'm calling PETA and the NAAWP
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Old 12-09-2004, 10:48 PM   #15
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now you are just being racist!

i'm calling PETA and the NAAWP
Whuuu?! Why, I never...!
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