to everybody

[sparticle]

Originally posted by Audreyvgs




Cept that one time he told Av to **** off!

(That person that writes with such perfect grammar and spelling has learned how to delete a post!)

Oh, he did, did he? Not being a malarkey fan (in any sense of the phrase), I wasn't following closely enough to catch that one.

Okay. Shadow puppet it almost certainly is, then, and I stand corrected. Maybe Not Such A Nice Guy After All.

Not having the time nor the inclination to figure it out, I will await future developments.

[malarky]

I just think you guys arn't really that nice you know? I just like the fun things here and the funny people. You make me laugh sometimes, and I like that, because it is so funny. hehe. I don't really care that much about my fish anymore cause well, the resturant I work at serves fish so I guess they arn't that great of a pet. I also like the pretty flower thingie, that is pretty neat. I sent my friend one, but he hasn't written me back yet. I hope he likes it. I am thinking about getting new fish but I am afraid he will smell all of his friends getting cooked and get scared. I will write some more later.

BYE!!!!

[Gatsby]

A new Malarky? What happened to Malarkey?

[trisherina]

malarky's malarkey's recursive iteration.

[Gatsby]

Originally posted by trisherina
malarky's malarkey's recursive iteration.

AAAAAHAHahahahahaha.

Brilliant.

Someone should do a study on this Board.

[sparticle]

Originally posted by trisherina
malarky's malarkey's recursive iteration.

I think I need help -- this made me laugh like hell.

(I mean, that's not the only indicator, but it's definitely a starting point.)

[malarkey]

Originally posted by malarky
I just think you guys arn't really that nice you know? I just like the fun things here and the funny people. You make me laugh sometimes, and I like that, because it is so funny. hehe. I don't really care that much about my fish anymore cause well, the resturant I work at serves fish so I guess they arn't that great of a pet. I also like the pretty flower thingie, that is pretty neat. I sent my friend one, but he hasn't written me back yet. I hope he likes it. I am thinking about getting new fish but I am afraid he will smell all of his friends getting cooked and get scared. I will write some more later.

BYE!!!!

first of all this is not me and i would never cook my fish. i love him, he is my best friend. once i though that this malarkey was a fan or something but now isee he is makinbg fun of me like the kids in school. its okay though. knock yourself out.

[malarkey]

Originally posted by Coffee
How is it that anyone can be "totaly convinced" that Malarky is a shadow puppet. No one has "figured out" yet who might be behind a "malarkey-puppet"...and some of the old timers are pretty good at figuring that stuff out. That makes me wonder if Malarkey is perhaps complex enough to be an actual person jsut being himself despite his apparent "simplicity"...maybe he is just "simple".

Suspect strongly...ok, suspicion is natural.
Feel strongly that possibly he might be...ok, everyone is entitled to their feelings.

At what point do strong suspicions and feelings about what someone "might be", entitle be-littleing that person, without proof that the suspicions or feelings are accurate. Obviously if Malarkey is a real person at least some of the peeps on this board would still be nasty as **** to him anyhow, cuz he doesn't seem to meet those peep's intelligence standards to qualify for civil treatment.

What if???...what if Malarky is not a shadow puppet? Malarkey might actually be a person with "special needs" and perhaps not the highest IQ. He might be a person who feels attracted to this board for a variety of reasons. Ze's stuff is fairly attractive, the games, puzzles, videos etc probably appeal to a wide range of IQ's. They combine often deep messages with simple graphics...it's like brain food with sugar added ...and Ze's stuff is generally pretty non-judgemental too (except perhaps when he is being politicaly satirical).
One of the things that appealed to me most when I first discovered Ze's site was the Patrick/stupid flower/thank-you skit (I bought the shirt actually). That was a wonderful piece that screams tolerance and patience. An attractive thing to someone who might have been called stupid most of his life.

Since I have recently been treated to the "you are a stupid boring worthless person" treatment from a (POS) board member who felt strongly that he knew what kind of person I was, I can imagine how a "real Malarky" might feel about being called "unkind things" by people that think they know who he is...bad is how it feels.

*hugs Malarkey*
*cops a feel to see if there is an arm sticking out of his butt*

second of all thank you for very much of this. i didnt understand all of it but i thin k its nice and coffee is nice.

[malarkey]

oh also i like the memory game i like the one with the orange bubbles and the one where the mouth moves and i like the game where you click on ze face and he spits at you

[malarkey]

Originally posted by sparticle
I will say this for Malarkey. Shadow puppet or 100% real person, I have never heard a mean, nasty, hateful, baiting, smug, judgmental, bigoted, smarmy, supercilious or self-righteous word out of him.

That in itself should be worth extra points of some sort. Certainly it is more than I can say for a lot of "real" people I could mention, both on the Internet and living in my house. Including myself.

thank you you are nice too but it is true when i fist got here that i think i did tell someone something rude and i am very sorry for that. very sorry i just got upset because people were calling me the c word and everything and they were telling me god was going to punish me and it made me scared.

[malarkey]

and fourthly iam not a shadow i am real iam a real. my name is mark grey. my birthday is on christmas

[RuneT]

Hey Malarkey, wassup?

[malarkey]

hi rune t. not much. not working today. bit bored. been playing the memory game, played it about 60 times so far.

[Avalon]

You are at the library or cafe this early and have played a game 60 times? Exactly what time does this library open?

[malarkey]

its a 24 hour cafe. i think i said before but sometimes i dont sleep so good so i just come down here and hang out. all the chinese people know me real good now so they are sort of like my friends. i like them.