to everybody

[malarkey]

Originally posted by 40ozjuicebox
Let me answer these for you.

are you a lady or a man?

- I am a man.

do you like fish?

- I do like fish but I do not own any. They are fun to watch for hours when you are not in the proper frame of mind.

where do you live?

- I live in the southwest part of the States.

did you know that ze said he would be my boyfriend?

- I did not know that but congrats on finding someone.

do you know zero? he is my best friend on here.

- I do not know zero but it's always nice to have a best friend.

one day I am going to get a cat and call it arnie like zes cat.

- Cats are the devil. They want to suck out your soul.

if you look for it there is my own list on this board called Malarkey's List and there is a picture of me in there and all sorts of inteeresting malarkey news and songs i have written and all types of stuff.

- I read it. I was lurking for awhile.

can i see a picture of you?

- Sorry, I do not have any.

have you got any pets?

- I had a dog but it died not too long ago.

I am SO sorry about your dog. Even if the lady next doors stinky dog died I would still be so sad.

You MUST have some pictures of you! Everyone in the whole wide world has had their picture taken. Don't you have a friend with a camera?

Are you GAY too? Like me? You could be my boyfriend after ze!!!

if i lived near you i would buy you a fish.

hey!!! did you know somebody called their cat after me, a whole cat called malarkey!!!