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Old 12-12-2004, 07:19 PM   #1
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Happy Birthday Horny Scotsman!!

Hope you have a great day!
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:52 PM   #2
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me too, that poor innocent battered man. Annihilated so young because of our Malarkey-induced predisposition to hazing. Couldnt take the heat.

Well, even tho we never gave him half a chance, we honor his nativity in his absence, a martyr to shadowpuppets everywhere. Everyonceinawhile an innocent is goanna suffer because of our riteous indignation.
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Old 12-12-2004, 07:58 PM   #3
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Audrey, that was beautiful. Thank you for your kind words to that lonely, frustrated Scotsman.
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Old 12-12-2004, 08:51 PM   #4
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A sagittarian Scotsman who is lonely and frustrated? It defies reason.
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Old 12-12-2004, 08:52 PM   #5
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Come Back H.S.!!

And Happy Birthday to ya!

The fact that you left with your dignity proves you don't know my ex!
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Old 12-12-2004, 09:10 PM   #6
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Old 12-12-2004, 10:14 PM   #7
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Aye, Scotty, we hardly knew ye.
*removes hat; bows head*

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Old 12-12-2004, 10:16 PM   #8
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Mebbe we need more dilithium crrrystals.

Sorry It was because you called him Scotty.

Happy Birthday You Horny Scottsman wherever ya are.
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Old 12-12-2004, 10:21 PM   #9
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:12 PM   #10
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:14 PM   #11
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Are you being served, sir? I'm Horny and I'm Scots!

Feeling warped today.

HB HS.
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Old 12-12-2004, 11:16 PM   #12
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Ok.

Happy Birthday, sorry you are missing it.

We will celebrate for you.
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me too, that poor innocent battered man. Annihilated so young because of our Malarkey-induced predisposition to hazing. Couldnt take the heat.



Well, even tho we never gave him half a chance, we honor his nativity in his absence, a martyr to shadowpuppets everywhere. Everyonceinawhile an innocent is goanna suffer because of our riteous indignation.
Aye, truth be told.
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Old 12-13-2004, 12:51 AM   #14
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funny how dinz created a shadowpuppet that's half his age.....

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Old 12-13-2004, 01:15 AM   #15
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Show it all, it is your b-day
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