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Spicy Jack · 10-01-2004, 02:59 PM

I would dress my Man Pillow up. We would get matching jammies and he would never talk or ask stupid questions like "What are you thinking?" and I would never have to bitchslap him. It would be great.

Avalon · 10-01-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Spicy Jack
I would dress my Man Pillow up. We would get matching jammies and he would never talk or ask stupid questions like "What are you thinking?" and I would never have to bitchslap him. It would be great.

Order up 2 pairs of these M'dear!!

dinzdale · 10-01-2004, 05:02 PM

YES !!!!

Spicy Jack · 10-01-2004, 05:50 PM

um, yeah, those might give me nightmares.

Avalon · 10-01-2004, 06:15 PM

Okay..but your man pillow is going to look pretty silly in something like this:

priceyfatprude · 10-01-2004, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by Spicy Jack
and the arm vibrates to wake you up.

Sold!

Spicy Jack · 10-01-2004, 09:25 PM

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The company also has a prototype for its next big project: a female pillow for men. This one will be shaped like a woman's lap, with a "skirt" cover.

trisherina · 12-14-2004, 05:08 AM

men prefer laps

Gatsby · 12-14-2004, 03:57 PM

freaks with an Oedipus complex

sparticle · 12-14-2004, 04:13 PM

But is it a FUNCTIONAL laptop?

dinzdale · 12-14-2004, 04:14 PM

If you cant sleep, can you turn it over?

10-01-2004, 06:15 PM	#20
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	Okay..but your man pillow is going to look pretty silly in something like this: __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

12-14-2004, 05:08 AM	#23
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	men prefer laps __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

12-14-2004, 04:13 PM	#25
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	But is it a FUNCTIONAL laptop? __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

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10-01-2004, 02:59 PM	#16
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	I would dress my Man Pillow up. We would get matching jammies and he would never talk or ask stupid questions like "What are you thinking?" and I would never have to bitchslap him. It would be great.

10-01-2004, 05:02 PM	#18
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	YES !!!!

10-01-2004, 05:50 PM	#19
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	um, yeah, those might give me nightmares.

12-14-2004, 03:57 PM	#24
Gatsby I used to be a girl Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,152	freaks with an Oedipus complex

12-14-2004, 04:14 PM	#26
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	If you cant sleep, can you turn it over?