Letters that get me through the day. - Page 58 - ZEFRANK.COM

trisherina · 12-17-2004, 03:41 AM

Dear Gatsby,

I am still too sick to drink. Sorry. I mean, really, I'm sorrier than you can imagine. You are going to have to settle for Hot Lemon Relief posting.

Soberly yrs,
Trish

Gatsby · 12-17-2004, 03:43 AM

Dear Trish:

Totally understandable. Refer to my postings from last week re: sick Gatsby.

Hopefully you will recover and be similarly drunk-posting next Thursday.

Cheers!
Gats

drivinmissdaisy · 12-17-2004, 04:36 AM

Dear Gatsby:

I am here just for a minute but want you to know that you are not here posting alone (well, at least for the next few minutes).

I hope you have a good night celebrating.

I must go to bed, today sucked. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.

Goodnight,
Daisy

priceyfatprude · 12-20-2004, 02:18 AM

Dear Mother****er,

Did you really think clotheslining Robert Ferguson was a good idea? I can't wait to see how much the NFL fines your punk ass. Just remember, karma's a bitch & you can go eat a bag of dicks.

I hope you make it out of Green Bay alive, you ****ing c***sucker.

Love,

Aimee

Dear Brett,

It's time, honey. Your family needs you. You're getting old. Let Craig
have a chance.

Love,

Aimee

Dark Chocolate · 01-11-2005, 10:45 AM

Dear baby girl:

I never meant to hurt you.

Sincerely,

Dark Choc

01-11-2005, 10:51 AM

Dear iconoclast man:

Damn it, you!

Sincerely,

Mr. Taciturn

AllegroNg · 01-11-2005, 01:17 PM

Dearest Red,
When is your baybay due?
Heart,
Ng

Clytie · 01-11-2005, 01:56 PM

Dear Bosslady,
Why cant you just be a man?
Cly

red · 01-11-2005, 02:04 PM

Sweet AllegroNG,
Not freakin' soon enough!

I am big, my feet have swelled and I waddle.

I think the last few weeks have got to be the worst, 'specially 'cause I'm working until I pop.
My "official" due date is the 29th. I hope I go sooner.
Big kisses,
red

Zaftig · 01-11-2005, 02:46 PM

Dear Juice,

I love you, why do you give me such pain?

Burning from the heart,
Zaf

tsunamimom · 01-11-2005, 02:51 PM

Dear Vince
I know I cocked up the project you gave me and my Powerpoint skills are rusty, but please give me the promotion and I'll learn all that stuff all over again....
love
Jo

red · 01-11-2005, 03:09 PM

Dear Zaf,
Tums are your friend.
~red

lapietra · 01-11-2005, 07:51 PM

Dear Dark Choc'late -

THANK YOU FOR FINDING THIS THREAD!!!

I will now connect the straggler...
http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=7458

xox
Lala

trisherina · 01-12-2005, 05:32 PM

Dear Right Hand,

Please. Go to that policy and procedure manual and open it. If you can do that, I'll give you a cookie.

Love,
Trish

Zaftig · 01-13-2005, 02:12 PM

To a courageous woman,

I look up to you. I actually thought we were going to develop a strong friendship. I thought wrong. I wonder what happened.

Still looking up,
H

12-17-2004, 03:41 AM	#856
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Dear Gatsby, I am still too sick to drink. Sorry. I mean, really, I'm sorrier than you can imagine. You are going to have to settle for Hot Lemon Relief posting. Soberly yrs, Trish __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

12-20-2004, 02:18 AM	#859
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Dear Mother**er, Did you really think clotheslining Robert Ferguson was a good idea? I can't wait to see how much the NFL fines your punk ass. Just remember, karma's a bitch & you can go eat a bag of dicks. I hope you make it out of Green Bay alive, you ing c*sucker. Love, Aimee Dear Brett, It's time, honey. Your family needs you. You're getting old. Let Craig have a chance. Love, Aimee __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

01-11-2005, 10:45 AM	#860
Dark Chocolate Seductress Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In your mouth Posts: 239	Dear baby girl: I never meant to hurt you. Sincerely, Dark Choc __________________ dark. rich. scrumptious. indescribably beautiful.

01-11-2005, 01:56 PM	#863
Clytie thundering is my favorite Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: motivated to be all i can be Posts: 3,827	Dear Bosslady, Why cant you just be a man? Cly __________________ your star shaped heart has reached out to me and together our hearts beat as one bound by the rich red that runs coarsing united we stand stronger than before able to face the dark with hands entwined

01-11-2005, 02:04 PM	#864
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	Sweet AllegroNG, Not freakin' soon enough! I am big, my feet have swelled and I waddle. I think the last few weeks have got to be the worst, 'specially 'cause I'm working until I pop. My "official" due date is the 29th. I hope I go sooner. Big kisses, red __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

12-17-2004, 03:43 AM	#857
Gatsby I used to be a girl Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,152	Dear Trish: Totally understandable. Refer to my postings from last week re: sick Gatsby. Hopefully you will recover and be similarly drunk-posting next Thursday. Cheers! Gats

12-17-2004, 04:36 AM	#858
drivinmissdaisy monkey Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: "When people from the South ask that question they don't necessarily mean geography. They may mean family, neighborhood or time." Posts: 553	Dear Gatsby: I am here just for a minute but want you to know that you are not here posting alone (well, at least for the next few minutes). I hope you have a good night celebrating. I must go to bed, today sucked. Hopefully tomorrow will be better. Goodnight, Daisy

01-11-2005, 10:51 AM	#861
rapscalious rob Posts: n/a	Dear iconoclast man: Damn it, you! Sincerely, Mr. Taciturn

01-11-2005, 01:17 PM	#862
AllegroNg What I Am Wearing. Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Near DC Posts: 2,573	Dearest Red, When is your baybay due? Heart, Ng

01-11-2005, 02:46 PM	#865
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	Dear Juice, I love you, why do you give me such pain? Burning from the heart, Zaf __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

01-11-2005, 02:51 PM	#866
tsunamimom I'll put the kettle on... Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 593	Dear Vince I know I cocked up the project you gave me and my Powerpoint skills are rusty, but please give me the promotion and I'll learn all that stuff all over again.... love Jo __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* "There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Pie" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

01-11-2005, 03:09 PM	#867
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	Dear Zaf, Tums are your friend. ~red __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

01-11-2005, 07:51 PM	#868
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Dear Dark Choc'late - THANK YOU FOR FINDING THIS THREAD!!! I will now connect the straggler... http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=7458 xox Lala __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

01-12-2005, 05:32 PM	#869
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Dear Right Hand, Please. Go to that policy and procedure manual and open it. If you can do that, I'll give you a cookie. Love, Trish __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

01-13-2005, 02:12 PM	#870
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	To a courageous woman, I look up to you. I actually thought we were going to develop a strong friendship. I thought wrong. I wonder what happened. Still looking up, H __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

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