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madasacutsnake · 01-18-2005, 08:22 AM

Notes from the hospital that said "failure to progress". I failed at zero, nix nada, screw fvcking all. You bsstds are the ones who failed; professionally, personally and now, legally. Fvck that.

daverbee · 01-18-2005, 01:23 PM

Trish and I are long, lost twins!
I tried to set fire to my oven this past Christmas. Got a turkey too big for it and the grease and oil overflowed the drip pan onto the bottom of the oven. Smoked like hell and required me to turn off the oven, remove the turkey, wait for the oven to cool down, clean out the bottom of the oven, put the turkey back in the oven, and turn the oven back on no less than three times!
I started cooking at 8:00 am. Finally got the turkey done at 4:00 that afternoon. Had to open all the windows and doors in the house every time it happened.
Fortunately, we had Spicy Jack's tamales so we didn't starve.

priceyfatprude · 01-18-2005, 02:57 PM

A cigarette, for someone else.

Frieda · 01-18-2005, 03:02 PM

i am innocent until proven guilty

Coffee · 01-18-2005, 07:34 PM

I aint admitting to nuthin.

red · 01-18-2005, 08:29 PM

It was probably candles.

The last thing I intentionally set on fire that wasn't supposed to be on fire was my empty student loan booklet.

Clytie · 01-18-2005, 08:30 PM

the wicks to my moms birthday candles

Aphrodite · 01-18-2005, 11:04 PM

By accident? That would be my new eyeglass cleaning cloth. I always have candles going somewhere. I cleaned my glasses and put the cloth down, it was new and kind of unfolded itself, right into the flame. I put it out quick enough but, so much for the new cloth.

My dorky ex-husband did the best IQ test though.
He was four wheel driving and the truck stalled. He smelled gas and popped the hood. It was dark so he used his lighter to see where the gas was coming from. Burnt off his eyebrows, and his moustache and beard didn't fair so well either. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Large Marge · 01-19-2005, 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Aphrodite

By accident? That would be my new eyeglass cleaning cloth. I always have candles going somewhere. I cleaned my glasses and put the cloth down, it was new and kind of unfolded itself, right into the flame. I put it out quick enough but, so much for the new cloth.

My dorky ex-husband did the best IQ test though.
He was four wheel driving and the truck stalled. He smelled gas and popped the hood. It was dark so he used his lighter to see where the gas was coming from. Burnt off his eyebrows, and his moustache and beard didn't fair so well either. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious! Your ex-husband and my ex-husband should hang out.

That's too funny.

funkytuba · 01-19-2005, 04:37 AM

The pilot light under the left hand site of our stove. It's gas. I keep putting too must water in the pot when making pasta so it always boils over and puts out the pilot light. Which is a pain because I have to find the matches and then move hot pans around or wait until later when we're done cooking but if I wait then i have to keep matches handy.

We need a new kitchen. Grrr.

trisherina · 01-19-2005, 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by funkytuba

We need a new kitchen. Grrr.

Don't do it, funky! Friends don't let friends renovate.

Audreyvgs · 01-19-2005, 05:05 AM

Thats fer damn sure! The last load of rocks comes tomarrow for the wall that's taken almost a year, no wait, maybe it has been a year. We've been thru like 9 palettes of rock. gah. I'd like to set fire to the whole damn place!

daverbee · 01-19-2005, 01:01 PM

Don't you dare!

tsunamimom · 01-19-2005, 02:10 PM

I have enough work to do keeping my house clean and tidy without remodelling too - one of the reasons we bought a new house is so I could keep my husband from tearing down walls and ripping out cupboards. If he wants to play, there's an unfinished basement downstairs...

love
Jo

LadyCrow · 01-19-2005, 03:12 PM

Other than candles, the last thing I intentionally set on fire was a bunch of "writings" that I'd received from an individual I'd been associating with.

Very therapeutic, I tell you.

01-18-2005, 08:22 AM	#16
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	Notes from the hospital that said "failure to progress". I failed at zero, nix nada, screw fvcking all. You bsstds are the ones who failed; professionally, personally and now, legally. Fvck that. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

01-18-2005, 02:57 PM	#18
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	A cigarette, for someone else. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

01-18-2005, 03:02 PM	#19
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	i am innocent until proven guilty __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

01-18-2005, 08:29 PM	#21
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	It was probably candles. The last thing I intentionally set on fire that wasn't supposed to be on fire was my empty student loan booklet. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

01-18-2005, 08:30 PM	#22
Clytie thundering is my favorite Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: motivated to be all i can be Posts: 3,827	the wicks to my moms birthday candles __________________ your star shaped heart has reached out to me and together our hearts beat as one bound by the rich red that runs coarsing united we stand stronger than before able to face the dark with hands entwined

01-18-2005, 01:23 PM	#17
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Trish and I are long, lost twins! I tried to set fire to my oven this past Christmas. Got a turkey too big for it and the grease and oil overflowed the drip pan onto the bottom of the oven. Smoked like hell and required me to turn off the oven, remove the turkey, wait for the oven to cool down, clean out the bottom of the oven, put the turkey back in the oven, and turn the oven back on no less than three times! I started cooking at 8:00 am. Finally got the turkey done at 4:00 that afternoon. Had to open all the windows and doors in the house every time it happened. Fortunately, we had Spicy Jack's tamales so we didn't starve.

01-18-2005, 07:34 PM	#20
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	I aint admitting to nuthin.

01-18-2005, 11:04 PM	#23
Aphrodite Myth Demeanour Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: My tent Posts: 3,041	By accident? That would be my new eyeglass cleaning cloth. I always have candles going somewhere. I cleaned my glasses and put the cloth down, it was new and kind of unfolded itself, right into the flame. I put it out quick enough but, so much for the new cloth. My dorky ex-husband did the best IQ test though. He was four wheel driving and the truck stalled. He smelled gas and popped the hood. It was dark so he used his lighter to see where the gas was coming from. Burnt off his eyebrows, and his moustache and beard didn't fair so well either. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ Monkey on the Halfshell

01-19-2005, 04:37 AM	#25
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	The pilot light under the left hand site of our stove. It's gas. I keep putting too must water in the pot when making pasta so it always boils over and puts out the pilot light. Which is a pain because I have to find the matches and then move hot pans around or wait until later when we're done cooking but if I wait then i have to keep matches handy. We need a new kitchen. Grrr. __________________ ...and another handful of almonds

01-19-2005, 05:05 AM	#27
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	omg Thats fer damn sure! The last load of rocks comes tomarrow for the wall that's taken almost a year, no wait, maybe it has been a year. We've been thru like 9 palettes of rock. gah. I'd like to set fire to the whole damn place! __________________ I just LOVE what you haven't done with the place!

01-19-2005, 01:01 PM	#28
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Don't you dare!

01-19-2005, 02:10 PM	#29
tsunamimom I'll put the kettle on... Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 593	I have enough work to do keeping my house clean and tidy without remodelling too - one of the reasons we bought a new house is so I could keep my husband from tearing down walls and ripping out cupboards. If he wants to play, there's an unfinished basement downstairs... love Jo __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* "There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in Pie" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*

01-19-2005, 03:12 PM	#30
LadyCrow WhY sO SiRiUs? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ta uoy erehw Posts: 1,120	Other than candles, the last thing I intentionally set on fire was a bunch of "writings" that I'd received from an individual I'd been associating with. Very therapeutic, I tell you. __________________ "If there is a bedrock principle of the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable." -- Justice William J. Brennan (1906-1997) U. S. Supreme Court Justice Source: Texas vs. Johnson, 1989 ************ Illegitimi non carborundum... ************ Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. - Heath Ledger

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