Top 5 Reasons Why LargeMarge Isnt So Bad

[Large Marge]

Originally Posted by Saxifrage

Don't get me wrong, actually my posts here are light because at heart I am a bloodthirsty partisan with 1,372 posts on my favorite political forum. When I am here I have to make certain that I take my medication and remain civil to those around me so as to continue the illusion of civility while I am among humans. My true form is that of an 12 foot tall firebreathing sauronic creature bent on world domination.

Oh, stop it, Saxy, you're making me hot ...

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Originally Posted by Large Marge

I am a lesbian truck driver. I drive lesbian trucks ...

you know. if we do die and come back i'd like to be a lesbian one of these times. i really don't know... if i kissed a guy does that make me gay??