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Kerin · 01-21-2005, 10:10 AM

Images quite bizarre cross my mind
making it tough to unwind
they're huge and they're pink
Bringing me to the brink
All the while rendering me blind

Marcus Bales · 01-21-2005, 11:39 AM

I groped my way down to the gym

trisherina · 01-21-2005, 03:15 PM

I groped my way down to the gym
In search of a way to be slim

Marcus Bales · 01-22-2005, 04:02 AM

I groped my way down to the gym
In search of a way to be slim
I picked up a weight

madasacutsnake · 01-23-2005, 12:07 AM

I groped my way down to the gym
In search of a way to be slim
I picked up a weight
With the cheeks of my date

Aphrodite · 01-23-2005, 12:22 AM

I groped my way down to the gym
In search of a way to be slim
I picked up a weight
With the cheeks of my date
and now everybody wants him

Marcus Bales · 01-23-2005, 02:23 AM

On my thigh is a brand-new tattoo

01-21-2005, 11:39 AM	#2
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	I groped my way down to the gym __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-21-2005, 03:15 PM	#3
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	I groped my way down to the gym In search of a way to be slim __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

01-22-2005, 04:02 AM	#4
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	I groped my way down to the gym In search of a way to be slim I picked up a weight __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

01-23-2005, 12:07 AM	#5
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	I groped my way down to the gym In search of a way to be slim I picked up a weight With the cheeks of my date __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

01-23-2005, 12:22 AM	#6
Aphrodite Myth Demeanour Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: My tent Posts: 3,041	I groped my way down to the gym In search of a way to be slim I picked up a weight With the cheeks of my date and now everybody wants him __________________ Monkey on the Halfshell

01-21-2005, 10:10 AM	#1
Kerin monkey Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The land down under Posts: 36	Images quite bizarre cross my mind making it tough to unwind they're huge and they're pink Bringing me to the brink All the while rendering me blind

01-23-2005, 02:23 AM	#7
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	On my thigh is a brand-new tattoo __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

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