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zefrank · 01-22-2005, 02:20 PM

http://www.zefrank.com/r_05/index.html

Frieda · 01-22-2005, 02:40 PM

cool

still i wonder if any of you can actually pronounce Gouda the way you're supposed to

red · 01-22-2005, 03:14 PM

haHHAHAAH
I lie about needing a Kosher meal.

red · 01-22-2005, 03:16 PM

I'll keep turning over Coulter books. She sucks.

Aphrodite · 01-22-2005, 03:30 PM

Great list. I should come up with one of my own.
Ok there is my list...I promise to come up with a list.

So how do you really pronounce gouda?

trisherina · 01-22-2005, 04:21 PM

YAY! NEW RESOLUTIONS!!

chuckie egg · 01-22-2005, 04:23 PM

I love reading those...

Ze = comic genius

priceyfatprude · 01-22-2005, 04:23 PM

Every year these crack me up. Thank you for posting them.

Willow Sylph · 01-22-2005, 04:34 PM

LOL!!! I promise I really laughed out loud reading your resolutions.

sparticle · 01-22-2005, 05:20 PM

You mean, waiting for email to arrive is NOT a legitimate business activity?

So much for:

Him: "So...what did you do all day?"

Me: "I worked, dammit. Just because I work at home doesn't mean it's not a real job. Don't you dare belittle my work."

Which consists mainly these days of waiting for email to arrive.

melissa · 01-22-2005, 07:35 PM

Hahahaha!! The suicide girls got started here in Portland and they're all a bunch of brats!

xfox · 01-22-2005, 08:19 PM

here ya go, sweetie!

http://www.lottridge.com/LOTTS/SMOKEBREAK/default.htm

hope it works. Good Luck!

amanda · 01-22-2005, 11:27 PM

I promise to stop wishing that ze will pay me a dollar to have me write his resolutions next year.

I promise to stop pretending that three cups of french press coffee is equivalent to one cup of filtered coffee.

I promise to stop saying "I don't own a TV" at work. Nobody thinks it's cool not to be able to hold a conversation with me.

I promise to stop laughing at myself when I put on my new Victoria Secret "push-up" bra. Or keep questioning why Vicky's Secret has my puny size in that style only.

I promise to stop pretending that I'm racing against the other people in the gym when I'm on the treadmill.

I promise to stop detailing to people that I don't really know the ill effects of eating too many dried apricots in one sitting. Particularly when I'm on a first date.

I promise to stop referring my alarm clock as a point in the axis of evil or "one of my archenemies that must be stopped". (Included in the axis of evil are the Stairmaster and the phone at work. They will still be on the "warning" list)

I promise to stop thinking people who need contacts as "weak".

I promise to be more careful about writing e-mails at work- especially when spelling people's names. Scott as Scoot may be a funny typo to me, but Scoot doesn't think much of it. Neither does Brain.

I promise to stop being mildly condescending to people who own iPods as a way to cover up my jealously of not owning one yet.

I promise to stop my schoolgirl crush on the Men of NPR. Namely Ira Glass (of This American Life) and David Brown (of Marketplace).

I promise to stop memorizing tips in the "Worst-Case Scenario" books. Just in case.

I promise to stop making choo-choo train noises at the local convayor belt sushi restaurant. Or getting visibly angry when someone else takes the piece I've been willing to come my way before someone else choo-choo-chooses it.

I promise to stop including Simpsons references in my everyday speech, considering I haven't watched the show in almost three years.

I promise to read more poetry and less political commentary.

madasacutsnake · 01-22-2005, 11:53 PM

"I promise to pitch a television show based on this site".

On the chat area? We could all be like that real life Kramer and run minibus tours.

Gowda?

trisherina · 01-23-2005, 12:35 AM

howda

01-22-2005, 02:20 PM	#1
zefrank ------------- Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: brooklyn NY Posts: 1,581	summin http://www.zefrank.com/r_05/index.html

01-22-2005, 02:40 PM	#2
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	cool still i wonder if any of you can actually pronounce Gouda the way you're supposed to __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

01-22-2005, 03:14 PM	#3
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	haHHAHAAH I lie about needing a Kosher meal. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

01-22-2005, 03:16 PM	#4
red elite rabble Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 4,147	I'll keep turning over Coulter books. She sucks. __________________ Just because you keep talking doesn't mean you are communicating

01-22-2005, 03:30 PM	#5
Aphrodite Myth Demeanour Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: My tent Posts: 3,041	Great list. I should come up with one of my own. Ok there is my list...I promise to come up with a list. So how do you really pronounce gouda? __________________ Monkey on the Halfshell

01-22-2005, 04:21 PM	#6
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	YAY! NEW RESOLUTIONS!! __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

01-22-2005, 04:23 PM	#7
chuckie egg a peach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 4,627	I love reading those... Ze = comic genius

01-22-2005, 04:23 PM	#8
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Every year these crack me up. Thank you for posting them. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

01-22-2005, 04:34 PM	#9
Willow Sylph monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,608	LOL!!! I promise I really laughed out loud reading your resolutions. __________________ Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni". Knight 2: NI! Other Knights: Shh.... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"

01-22-2005, 05:20 PM	#10
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	You mean, waiting for email to arrive is NOT a legitimate business activity? So much for: Him: "So...what did you do all day?" Me: "I worked, dammit. Just because I work at home doesn't mean it's not a real job. Don't you dare belittle my work." Which consists mainly these days of waiting for email to arrive. __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

01-22-2005, 07:35 PM	#11
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	Hahahaha!! The suicide girls got started here in Portland and they're all a bunch of brats! __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

01-22-2005, 08:19 PM	#12
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	here ya go, sweetie! http://www.lottridge.com/LOTTS/SMOKEBREAK/default.htm hope it works. Good Luck!

01-22-2005, 11:27 PM	#13
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	copycat I promise to stop wishing that ze will pay me a dollar to have me write his resolutions next year. I promise to stop pretending that three cups of french press coffee is equivalent to one cup of filtered coffee. I promise to stop saying "I don't own a TV" at work. Nobody thinks it's cool not to be able to hold a conversation with me. I promise to stop laughing at myself when I put on my new Victoria Secret "push-up" bra. Or keep questioning why Vicky's Secret has my puny size in that style only. I promise to stop pretending that I'm racing against the other people in the gym when I'm on the treadmill. I promise to stop detailing to people that I don't really know the ill effects of eating too many dried apricots in one sitting. Particularly when I'm on a first date. I promise to stop referring my alarm clock as a point in the axis of evil or "one of my archenemies that must be stopped". (Included in the axis of evil are the Stairmaster and the phone at work. They will still be on the "warning" list) I promise to stop thinking people who need contacts as "weak". I promise to be more careful about writing e-mails at work- especially when spelling people's names. Scott as Scoot may be a funny typo to me, but Scoot doesn't think much of it. Neither does Brain. I promise to stop being mildly condescending to people who own iPods as a way to cover up my jealously of not owning one yet. I promise to stop my schoolgirl crush on the Men of NPR. Namely Ira Glass (of This American Life) and David Brown (of Marketplace). I promise to stop memorizing tips in the "Worst-Case Scenario" books. Just in case. I promise to stop making choo-choo train noises at the local convayor belt sushi restaurant. Or getting visibly angry when someone else takes the piece I've been willing to come my way before someone else choo-choo-chooses it. I promise to stop including Simpsons references in my everyday speech, considering I haven't watched the show in almost three years. I promise to read more poetry and less political commentary.

01-22-2005, 11:53 PM	#14
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	"I promise to pitch a television show based on this site". On the chat area? We could all be like that real life Kramer and run minibus tours. Gowda? __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

01-23-2005, 12:35 AM	#15
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	howda __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

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