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Old 01-24-2005, 01:37 AM   #46
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Old 01-24-2005, 01:38 AM   #47
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You weren't supposed to tell anyone, Foxy!!


(did you make that one up?)
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Old 01-24-2005, 03:12 AM   #48
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Old 01-24-2005, 03:33 AM   #49
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Trisherina keeps two smoothly shaved ferrets as pets - and revels in the luxurious feel of their soft, chicken skin-like naked hides.
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Old 01-24-2005, 03:52 AM   #50
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My husband is sniffing yesterday's socks. . .and enjoying it.
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Old 01-24-2005, 03:55 AM   #51
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:01 AM   #52
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Zaftig just got a vulva piercing.
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:02 AM   #53
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scary thing is I think this one is true


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Old 01-24-2005, 04:03 AM   #54
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Old 01-24-2005, 04:18 AM   #55
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fodder used to be full of hope, love, and dreams. But recently, fodder has been overcome by a black depression, which may or may not have a murderous mind of its own.


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Old 01-24-2005, 04:25 AM   #56
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Marcus Bales inflicts grievous genital harm on a Sally Jesse Raphael voodoo doll.

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Old 01-24-2005, 05:47 AM   #57
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Dionne Warwick's Cosmic Peephole is giggling like a little girl hopped up on nitrous oxide.

Dionne Warwick's Cosmic Peephole repeats its answers too frequently.
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