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Yes, I do have a big Head
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Higher plain
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Ode to Tootsie Roll Pops
Ode to Tootsie Roll Pop by me
I just can't see nothing that I'd rather lick, Than this candy coated Tootsie on a stick. Everyday that I look into the mirror, My future becomes that much clearer. I don't expect you to understand, My need for a Tootsies in my hand. So much for so little, A candy wrapping with a chocolate substitute in the middle. Tootsie Roll, I won't ever be able to resist, Until this delicacy ceases to exist. When someone goes off to the store- I tag along, For the hold Tootsie Roll has over me grows strong. Now that I start out to the shop, Tootsie Roll taste- you just can't top! As the cashier rings up the purchase, The Tootsie Roll Pop in my mouth submerges. Tootsie Roll's taste is too much to bear, I must stop, I will, I swear! And as I leave the floor of the convenient store, I turn around and go right back in and buy some more! [bows to the standing obviation and applauds that fill the room] I'd like to add the only thing better than Tootsie Roll pops are breasts. ![]()
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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -Aristotle Last edited by nite_moccasin : 02-11-2005 at 02:59 PM. Reason: spelling. Note to self: type slower. |
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