Ode to Tootsie Roll Pops

[nite_moccasin]

Ode to Tootsie Roll Pop by me

I just can't see nothing that I'd rather lick,
Than this candy coated Tootsie on a stick.
Everyday that I look into the mirror,
My future becomes that much clearer.
I don't expect you to understand,
My need for a Tootsies in my hand.

So much for so little,
A candy wrapping with a chocolate substitute in the middle.
Tootsie Roll, I won't ever be able to resist,
Until this delicacy ceases to exist.
When someone goes off to the store- I tag along,
For the hold Tootsie Roll has over me grows strong.

Now that I start out to the shop,
Tootsie Roll taste- you just can't top!
As the cashier rings up the purchase,
The Tootsie Roll Pop in my mouth submerges.
Tootsie Roll's taste is too much to bear,
I must stop, I will, I swear!
And as I leave the floor of the convenient store,
I turn around and go right back in and buy some more!


[bows to the standing obviation and applauds that fill the room]

I'd like to add the only thing better than Tootsie Roll pops are breasts.