Private Thoughts in public places

[nite_moccasin]

I didn't read all the posts, so something may have been posted like this before, but I'm going to post it anyway.


Inner working of my mind:

Man that's sooo freaken uncomfortable. My penis is in the most uncomfortable position. uhm... I really need to adjust it. Yeah, gotta do it soon. Gotta reach on down there and pull the big boy up. But everyone is looking at me. I must be walking weird. Be calm dude. Don't let on... Dang, my eye is twitching... CONTROL YOURSELF MAN!

Oh crap, my penis is going down my pant leg... What the H---!?! It's touching my knee. heeeey now... That's so impressive! I'm the man! If only that beautiful lady friend over there knew the size of my penis, she'd be all over me! Oh yeah! I would have to beat her off with a stick! No, instead with my overly large MAN STICK!!! HAHAHAHA If people could read my mind, I'd be locked away long ago.

OH CRAP! DON'T DO IT LITTLE BUDDY! not NOW! Ah Man... Now I have a MASSIVE BULGING HARD ON in my Pant leg! This is so embarrassing... must turn away from view... DUDE! What are you think you are staring at? You Sicko! finally the moron looked away. what's his problem? Never seen a dude standing on a train with a hard on before? I bet he never gets his up! Loser.

... you know, I should have been a porn star. That has to be the greatest job ever. Hey, is that a Dunken Donut shop over there? Oh yeah, gotta get me some chocolate milk.... *ahem* I mean HOT chocolate milk...

... I hope I wasn't thinking out load again.