Let's dine nekkid~~ who's hungry?

[Nesnora]

does is have to be an elegant silk scarf?

Or perhaps a shawl. Would a shawl seem whorish? or maybe a lovely pink chiffon wrap.

I love the fact the focus is on women in the article, specifically using adjectives like "elegant". Like women are automatically whores if naked, and they have to inform us of the opposite.

but they have elegant silk scarves!