03-20-2003, 12:59 PM
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Utterly random and pointless questions
1. cake or death?
2. can carrots kill you? 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed 8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life?
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03-20-2003, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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1. cake or death?
life's a piece of cake, then you die 2. can carrots kill you? if you get one in your eye and larvae are on it, and the larvae eat their way into your brains, and then eat your brain, then yes 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? excuse me? 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? do they still sell vibrators at the edah? (no, i won't do it with cucumbers or bananas. i refuse.) 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP?  6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... dutch: fluently english: ok french: ok german: ok and i can read a little bit of spanish, greek and latin 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed -> will take one tonight EDIT: wearing my glittery Kiss My Ass t-shirt today!  8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? ehm.. what's english for rookvlees? well that, and tuna salad on a sandwich 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? 24 gigabytes of MP3s. have about 12 CDs. hahaha.. i love adsl. 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? ask your bf about Jantje Smit. Last edited by Frieda : 03-20-2003 at 03:27 PM. |
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03-20-2003, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: the other side of normal
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1. cake or death?
cake 2. can carrots kill you? They’re not to be trusted… especially if they’ve been hanging out with the tomatoes and watermelons… 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? Your mom 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? The cute cashier 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? A modem IP is filed under ‘M’ and a computer IP is filed under ‘C’ 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... um, I know French alright (better at listening or reading than I am at speaking), some sign. oh, ani medaber rak ketsat ivrit (i know a bit of Yiddish). 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? My jean jacket. It was my dad back in his hippie days, and now, worn, torn, and full of holes, it is mine. 8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? Unagi 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? MP3’s? thousands. Disk space? No clue. 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? Right now I’m thinking that Discovery Channel song, but anything by Celine Dion or Britney Spears works, too. |
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03-20-2003, 02:31 PM
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girthy pickles
Join Date: Feb 2003
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[b]1. cake or death?
How bout both? Death By Chocolate cake? 2. can carrots kill you? No. 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? Joan Rivers & that talentless daughter of hers. 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? Strawberries & cream as a seduction tool, not sexual aid. 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? Only Jesus himself knows. 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... I am fluent in F*cking Idiot. 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed My black sweatshirt. 8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? Peanut butter & bacon; peanut butter & marshmallow fluff; beef jerky & cream cheese. 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? Over 200 CD's, bout 100 cassettes, about 100-150 albums that I can't bear to part with. (Disco Duck is one of them) 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? I'm sure it was country. Something about, "There's a light @ the end of mah tunnel, I just hope that it aint a traaaaaain." |
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03-20-2003, 04:12 PM
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No Longer In Hiding
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Re: Utterly random and pointless questions
1. cake or death?
Death please. Uh no wait I meant cake! 2. can carrots kill you? apparantly. 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? A blue whale. Once it's out of the water it's pretty fvcked really. 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? ummmm.. why did I ask this one? 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? i have no idea, that's why I'm asking. 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... 1 and 2 halves. English, bad dutch and worse german. 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed oh christ, my questions are hard. My new feeder t-shirt but it's in the wash. 8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? cheese and jam sandwiches. 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? My MP3 folder contains 15.8GB, 4246 files and 366 folders. about 200 CD's. 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? oh damn I had one in mind when I wrote this... OH YES! cheeky girls - cheeky song. ack.
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03-20-2003, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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1. cake or death?
Well... since I don't really know yet whether I like death or not, I'll have the cake, please. 2. can carrots kill you? If you sharpen them sufficiently. 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? ummmmmm.....this question makes my stomach clench... 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? heh. That's between me & my pillowcase. 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? duhhhhhhhhh.....uhhhhhhhhh.... Ian? Noxx? Peg? 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... English fluently; I can get by in Italian and Spanish (but mostly listening & reading); I've gotten really good at translating German & French; can pronounce them really well but can't really speak them yet. 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed I already answered this a while back...  My dark brown suede jacket. (Alfred Molina likes it too... he told me so. )8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? Haven't had this happen yet... 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? No mp3's yet - I prolly have about 400 or so of the latter combined. 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? It's a tie between "There is Love" and "I Am the Bread of Life" - the melodies (HAH!) are enough to make you want to shoot yourself.
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03-20-2003, 09:54 PM
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WhY sO SiRiUs?
Join Date: Sep 2002
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1. cake or death?
-depends on where the cake is from 2. can carrots kill you? -if someone pokes you in the eye with one, probably 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? -my ex-boss 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? -chocolate frosting...mmm :: smacks lips :: 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? -sorry, I'm not geek enough to answer that one 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... -anca ouya eakspa igpa atinla? -permite ir al bano, por favor -tet de merde (and that's about it)  7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed -black sweater; and for footwear (since that counts too), my pleather combat boots w/4-inch heels 8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? -cottage cheese & ketchup 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? -I have roughly 200 cds, & not sure about the tapes/lp's 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? -some hideous thing I heard Mariah Carey sing once; I heard it twice on the radio in one day @ work, & am forever loath to hear it again
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03-21-2003, 09:51 AM
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a peach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Manchester, UK
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1. cake or death?
cake.... cake 2. can carrots kill you? probably 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? awww I could not kick any to death 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? wooOOo err.... a leek for tickling feet 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? absolutely no idea whatsoever 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... One - English - fairly fluent - tada! 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed jeans jeans jeans..... or maybe combat pants 8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? mmm... peanut butter and cheese sandwiches 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? no mp3s, but 100 + cds! 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? shine Jesus shine  |
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03-21-2003, 10:53 AM
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where's my salt?
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: finally writing
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1. cake or death?
today, give me sweet death... we moved ugly drunk night to thursday and today i'm payin' the price 2. can carrots kill you? if so, let me know-- see my answer above 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? i don't know, but alcohol kicked me to death last night 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? ummm.... now i'll have to go shopping 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? you're kidding, right? 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... let's see... lemme list 'em: 1. english (barely) 2. southern redneck (quite fluent, yee-haw) 3. cajun redneck (oh cher, suck de heads o' dem da crawfish!) 4. legalese (gets dinz outta jail every time) 5. functional spanish (yo quiero taco bell) 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed flannel pants... and i'm not giving them up 8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? crawfish and beer, to my deliveranceland friends and family 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? a few mp3's but legions and legions of CD's, and even a good number of LP's (and shhh... i even still have a few 8 tracks) 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? anything by celine dion, you choose
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03-21-2003, 11:10 AM
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1. cake or death?
cake 2. can carrots kill you? certainly 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? a cuvier's gazelle... on a good day 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? pie 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? ask Frieda 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... one 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed my chuck's 8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? I'm not a big fan of food. 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? 10 gig... I want an iPod. patience my prescious. 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? A friend's demo CD... specifically his cover of prince's "When doves cry" |
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03-21-2003, 01:01 PM
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Re: Utterly random and pointless questions
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03-23-2003, 07:52 AM
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just so you don't all think i'm insane - I didn't make up the kicking to death thing, it was a Q someone asked at our informal hustings for the new JCR exec. I'm not weird I promise...
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03-24-2003, 04:03 AM
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Disco Maven
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen?
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1. cake or death?
Death by cake 2. can carrots kill you? If used properly 3. what's the biggest mammal you could kick to death? my old boss 4. what supermarket item would you use as a sexual aid and how? A shopping cart. If I need to explain, you don't want to know. 5. what's the difference between a modem IP and a computer IP? neither has an IP technically. A modem has a MAC address and a computer has a modem. IP is software, as a part of the TCP/IP Protocol Stack. A computer and modem are hardware. That said, either way, someone is still P-ing. 6. how many languages can you speak? what are they? are you fluent? show off your skills... 37, but I'm extremely eccentric in my manner of speaking and most people cannot understand me. Donde esta es el sanitario? La quesa esta vieja. Lassuns doctor spielen? Urp beni. 01010111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110111 7. what's your favourite item of clothing? post a picture of you wearing it if you can be arsed my morrissey shirt...there's already a picture of me with it on somewhere here 8. what combination of foods do you really like, but whenever you tell people about it they gross out? Milk, pepsi and jack daniels. 9. how many MP3's do you own? if you can't count them all, how much disk space do they take up? if you don't have any, how many CDs/LP's/tapes do you have? 679 mp3s, about 135 cds (down from 424, i traded in all of the ones that I liked one or two songs on) 10. Whats the worst song you've ever heard in your life? Party all the Time - Eddie Murphy
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03-24-2003, 04:36 AM
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see... I knew Noxx would know.
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