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monkey
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The land down under
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So tell me. How long have you been having these reocurring dreams where you are pooping on the lawn?
mmmmmm chocolate chip pancakes |
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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so, what's your idea of a perfect breakfast mr gaddafi? (deja vu!)
slim, but incredibly well-toned.
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Spone to Proonerisms
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The Left Coast
Posts: 4,531
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I hear you got a new cell phone... whats it like?
half-empty yogurt containers perched atop two dirty cereal bowls and a juice box.
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...and another handful of almonds |
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
Posts: 5,931
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Cool centerpiece; what's it made of?
It used to belong to Michael Jackson!!
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
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hey, where did you get that chimp?
because you are a miserable sinner!
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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Why am I attracted to penguins?
Tie it to the fencepost and feed it some barley.
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Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard |
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monkey
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: 20 minutes in the future
Posts: 1,098
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What should I do with the business man that followed me home?
Four Fingers. |
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