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Kerin · 03-03-2005, 05:03 AM

A really really really old guy in a Ford was going about 140 km (87 miles) in a 100km zone and cut me off. And in the back of his car was one of those lawn bowls hats. I couldn't stop cracking up laughing all the way home.

Zaftig · 03-03-2005, 08:17 PM

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Frieda · 03-05-2005, 12:43 PM

my colleague arnold asking me out of the blue in the company cafeteria:

"hey, how hot does your cpu get?"

Marcus Bales · 03-05-2005, 03:39 PM

http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html

trisherina · 03-05-2005, 03:44 PM

^^^Awww, I love Tom Lehrer.

sparticle · 03-05-2005, 03:51 PM

^^^OMG! This is great! Thanks!

Gotta love Tom Lehrer.

sparticle · 03-05-2005, 03:52 PM

Hmmm, GMTA, Miss T. Erina.

trisherina · 03-05-2005, 03:53 PM

It can be said many times... as we dance to the Masochism Tango!

madasacutsnake · 03-05-2005, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kerin

A really really really old guy in a Ford was going about 140 km (87 miles) in a 100km zone and cut me off. And in the back of his car was one of those lawn bowls hats. I couldn't stop cracking up laughing all the way home.

I bet he takes liberties with the cheese wheel.

JesusTitties · 03-05-2005, 11:29 PM

i was out to lunch today and wanted the club sandwich with a pepsi, and when the waitress came over i asked for a cock sandwich and pepsi.

it just slipped out, but i giggled about it all afternoon

melissa · 03-06-2005, 02:54 AM

So, did you get the cock sandwich?

trisherina · 03-07-2005, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Max Headroom

I went to church once,

Not really my thing.

Loooord God Almiiiiiightyyyy,
Early in the morning our song shall rise to Thee...

madasacutsnake · 03-07-2005, 03:49 AM

The mental pic of her ^^ screaming out "ALLELUJAH!" in the middle of vespers.

sparticle · 03-07-2005, 04:03 AM

^^^The notion of one-stop-shopping churches.

Step 1.: "Oh man. Ohhhh man. WHOA!"

Step 2. : "I'm sorry for entertaining impure thoughts."

Step 3. : "Hail Mary, full of grace..."

Steps of the church on exit: "Check out the ass on that one! Holy...."

Step 4. Back into the church for a do-over. Repeat as necessary.

03-05-2005, 12:43 PM	#3
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03-05-2005, 03:39 PM	#4
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03-05-2005, 03:44 PM	#5
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	^^^Awww, I love Tom Lehrer. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

03-05-2005, 03:51 PM	#6
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	^^^OMG! This is great! Thanks! Gotta love Tom Lehrer. __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

03-05-2005, 03:52 PM	#7
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	Hmmm, GMTA, Miss T. Erina. __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

03-03-2005, 05:03 AM	#1
Kerin monkey Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The land down under Posts: 36	A really really really old guy in a Ford was going about 140 km (87 miles) in a 100km zone and cut me off. And in the back of his car was one of those lawn bowls hats. I couldn't stop cracking up laughing all the way home.

03-05-2005, 03:53 PM	#8
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	It can be said many times... as we dance to the Masochism Tango! __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

03-05-2005, 11:29 PM	#10
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	i was out to lunch today and wanted the club sandwich with a pepsi, and when the waitress came over i asked for a cock sandwich and pepsi. it just slipped out, but i giggled about it all afternoon

03-06-2005, 02:54 AM	#11
melissa monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: on the go Posts: 3,657	So, did you get the cock sandwich? __________________ "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

03-07-2005, 03:49 AM	#13
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	The mental pic of her ^^ screaming out "ALLELUJAH!" in the middle of vespers. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

03-07-2005, 04:03 AM	#14
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	^^^The notion of one-stop-shopping churches. Step 1.: "Oh man. Ohhhh man. WHOA!" Step 2. : "I'm sorry for entertaining impure thoughts." Step 3. : "Hail Mary, full of grace..." Steps of the church on exit: "Check out the ass on that one! Holy...." Step 4. Back into the church for a do-over. Repeat as necessary. __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

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