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why do you spend every day hanging around at
ikea, infinitely dense pinhead? it's a bit of a mouthful
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04-22-2005, 06:29 PM
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Can you tell me how many sexual partners William shatner has had in the past five days?
Yes, but only when there's porn on.
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04-22-2005, 07:05 PM
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Have YOU had sex in the last five days?
civil unrest
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04-22-2005, 09:50 PM
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what would be the result if 'infinitely dense pinhead' were elected
president? rubbery, slippery and lots of fun!
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04-22-2005, 10:16 PM
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Why do you enjoy that blow up doll so much, Craig?
Because he told me thats how he liked it. |
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04-22-2005, 11:23 PM
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why did you pour hot candlewax all over zroe, mal?
extra texture
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04-23-2005, 01:42 AM
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What is the advantage of wearing those Depends, Craig?
To get to the other side.
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04-23-2005, 02:41 AM
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What nickname has been given to Malina's breasts?
The last beer |
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04-23-2005, 03:00 AM
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What does the only woman in the room get?
The Critique of Pure Reason
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04-23-2005, 08:54 AM
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what turns you on, inf?
oh lordy mama, how we laughed!
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04-23-2005, 11:49 AM
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When CJ tried to pronounce "Wittgenstein"
Some enchanted evening
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04-23-2005, 01:52 PM
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What did you call your date with Richard Simons again?
They're my new tango shoes!
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04-23-2005, 02:22 PM
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why are your feet dazzling my eyes mary?
he was economical with the truth.
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04-23-2005, 02:52 PM
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What do they say about Milton Friedman?
Lather, rinse, repeat.
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04-23-2005, 05:00 PM
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What do the instructions for making Pop Tarts say?
pook, pook, pook.
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