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ch_burchill · 08-29-2005, 09:49 AM

Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next

zero · 08-29-2005, 09:58 AM

Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their

ch_burchill · 08-29-2005, 10:09 AM

Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed

zero · 08-29-2005, 10:19 AM

Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these

ch_burchill · 08-29-2005, 10:29 AM

Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our "henphones©"? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by

zero · 08-29-2005, 10:38 AM

Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by fitting snugly around their ears and playing a selection of poptacular "anthems of the eighties" which, as we are sure you will know, can also increase the laying capacity of this particular breed.

may we take this opportunity to wish

Marcus Bales · 08-29-2005, 10:53 AM

Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by fitting snugly around their ears and playing a selection of poptacular "anthems of the eighties" which, as we are sure you will know, can also increase the laying capacity of this particular breed.

may we take this opportunity to wish you an anticipatory "Happy Thanksgiving" in our mutual quest for "turkey alternative" celebrations?

zero · 08-29-2005, 11:00 AM

Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger,

we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens!

your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees).

due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by fitting snugly around their ears and playing a selection of poptacular "anthems of the eighties" which, as we are sure you will know, can also increase the laying capacity of this particular breed.

may we take this opportunity to wish you an anticipatory "Happy Thanksgiving" in our mutual quest for "turkey alternative" celebrations?

yours in rare-breeds

-=correen mccluckie

REGIONAL MANAGER

Hyakujo's Fox · 08-29-2005, 11:31 AM

Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

Marcus Bales · 08-29-2005, 12:59 PM

Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for

zero · 08-29-2005, 01:06 PM

Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country of

ch_burchill · 08-29-2005, 01:20 PM

Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos

zero · 08-29-2005, 01:44 PM

Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover

jasmina · 08-29-2005, 03:58 PM

Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme

Brynn · 08-30-2005, 01:35 AM

Dear Dr. McWhirter,

I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos.

i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme emergencies such as detection from enemies from within the state.
We are now exiled and wish to transact a business preposition with your kindest self as the emissary between your goodwill and our Swiss bank account, which will require a small advance from you to be refunded immediately upon receipt. Please consider this investmenats with the utmost secrecy, using the nekkid pictures as guarantee of my sincerity.
My father Ugeche Ramadan, aside from beings Minister of Finances was also

08-29-2005, 10:19 AM	#169
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger, we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens! your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees). due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these Last edited by zero : 08-29-2005 at 10:30 AM.

08-29-2005, 10:53 AM	#172
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger, we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens! your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees). due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by fitting snugly around their ears and playing a selection of poptacular "anthems of the eighties" which, as we are sure you will know, can also increase the laying capacity of this particular breed. may we take this opportunity to wish you an anticipatory "Happy Thanksgiving" in our mutual quest for "turkey alternative" celebrations? __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure. Last edited by Marcus Bales : 08-29-2005 at 10:55 AM. Reason: lost zefrank board preemption round

08-29-2005, 12:59 PM	#175
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Dear Dr. McWhirter, I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency. My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

08-29-2005, 01:44 PM	#178
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	Dear Dr. McWhirter, I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency. My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos. i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover Last edited by zero : 08-29-2005 at 01:59 PM.

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08-29-2005, 09:49 AM	#166
ch_burchill monkey Join Date: May 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 260	Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger, we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens! your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next

08-29-2005, 09:58 AM	#167
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger, we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens! your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their

08-29-2005, 10:09 AM	#168
ch_burchill monkey Join Date: May 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 260	Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger, we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens! your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed

08-29-2005, 10:29 AM	#170
ch_burchill monkey Join Date: May 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 260	Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger, we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens! your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees). due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our "henphones©"? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by

08-29-2005, 10:38 AM	#171
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger, we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens! your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees). due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by fitting snugly around their ears and playing a selection of poptacular "anthems of the eighties" which, as we are sure you will know, can also increase the laying capacity of this particular breed. may we take this opportunity to wish

08-29-2005, 11:00 AM	#173
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	Dear Mrs. Grünelhüger, we at the Jolly Allotment Union welcome you to the world of ornamental hens! your bantie sultan starter-pack is currently not available due to the increased demand of this splendid offer. you can expect delivery of our beloved rhode island red rooster babies pack within the next few days. when the pack arrives, please be sure to carefully unpack your "little princesses" from their protective mini-coops (especially cuddly Desdemona, the one with the deformed knees). due to the background noise levels in your hollywood locale, your new rhode island red rooster babies may become alarmed from time to time. may we therefore suggest you consider purchasing several sets of our henphones®? these will enable the wee darlings to feel right at home in their new, glitzy surroundings by fitting snugly around their ears and playing a selection of poptacular "anthems of the eighties" which, as we are sure you will know, can also increase the laying capacity of this particular breed. may we take this opportunity to wish you an anticipatory "Happy Thanksgiving" in our mutual quest for "turkey alternative" celebrations? yours in rare-breeds -=correen mccluckie REGIONAL MANAGER

08-29-2005, 11:31 AM	#174
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Dear Dr. McWhirter, I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency.

08-29-2005, 01:06 PM	#176
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	Dear Dr. McWhirter, I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency. My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country of

08-29-2005, 01:20 PM	#177
ch_burchill monkey Join Date: May 2004 Location: Glasgow Posts: 260	Dear Dr. McWhirter, I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency. My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos

08-29-2005, 03:58 PM	#179
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617	Dear Dr. McWhirter, I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency. My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos. i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme

08-30-2005, 01:35 AM	#180
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Dear Dr. McWhirter, I write to you as a matter of extreme urgency. My father, Ugeche Ramadan, was the Finance Minister for fifty three years, four months and three days in my country, the island Nation of Mypos. i therefore wish to lodge an official claim for the world tenure as a finance minister record. as a small token of gratitude-in-advance for your acceptance of my claim and its subsequent publication in the 2006 edition of the guiness book of corporate records, i am sending to you under separate cover nekkid pictures of myself, which should only be used in extreme emergencies such as detection from enemies from within the state. We are now exiled and wish to transact a business preposition with your kindest self as the emissary between your goodwill and our Swiss bank account, which will require a small advance from you to be refunded immediately upon receipt. Please consider this investmenats with the utmost secrecy, using the nekkid pictures as guarantee of my sincerity. My father Ugeche Ramadan, aside from beings Minister of Finances was also