Creaitivv Mizsplelllnig (...er some'm)

[dddrum]

Hulloe evvybrody,

I have a strong affection for misspelled words. Although they reveal the ignorance of the writer when present in large numbers (or at the very least, sloppiness of typing skills ), they have a rustic charm, kind of like a cute forest animal, and I enjoy doing them intentionally from time to time. So why am I telling you this? So you will understand why I am posting a copy of this week's shopping list.

T. hea,

DDD

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Shoppy Litst

Dish Sope

Bath Sope

Toothpates

Pater Towlz

Toinent Pater

Pater Plakes (ta eet orf ov)

Zippa Lokc Baigz (kort sieze)

Kat Foob (hart en soffed)

Balannas

Apulls

Bayby Carrits

Sellerree

Maiterrses

Sallid

Sallid Derssnig

Blony end/ore Hamm

Cheas

Sawsudges (4 ore moer)

Grond Buef (summ, butt haw mutch?)

Chikkun Korders (maiby)

Mulkk

Aiggz (1 duzn)

Aigg Noonels

Sketty (3)

Sketty Saws (3)

Marconi en Cheze(7)

Toona (4)

Chikn Meets (4)

Ryss (bigg baigg)

Grean Beenze (8)

Peeze (4)

Koern (4)

Frowzin Brockly (bieg)

Frowzin Kroudre Pees (aslo beigg)

Sturr Frie Vejies

Breffest Seareels (3)

Mullk

Ornje Jews

Marjurrenn

Bredd (5)

Lemminaid (3 oar fore)

Peenit Buther

Jilley

Raymond Noonles

Craikkrez

Pok Korin (if enuff)

Pok Tarrks (iff moer enufh)

Cavereyar (yuo godda bee kidn)

ANN DONET FROGITT, WENN THAY AKS "PAYPRE ORE PLACKSKIT?"

THEE ANSSEWR IS "YSE!"

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So... does this inspire anythnig? ENNNYthnig????
Wull, thenn... POETST AWAIGH!!!!!

-D.