letter

[novelty]

Dear Lover,
Yes, I know you're not my lover, and I'm not even sure why I'm writing to you since you can't even read. Perhaps that is why I feel so safe in expressing my sentiments. But even if you could read, I know that you wouldn't need to in order to know how I feel about you. You are not, after all, blind.

But if you were, you would not, most likely, be reading this letter, like you are, right now. But, since you can't read, you can't be reading this as you are reading this writing on paper, now. If you could you would know im talking about how you can't read. But, after all you shall never know. Sitting there, reading this now.

I say all this so you will understand, or rather so you will not understand, but so that you would if only you could, why I feel so confident in stating here for you to see, but not comprehend, that YOOOO ARE A BAYYYYYBEEEEE, NANNY NANNY BOO BOOO, BLA DE BLA DE BLAHH, AND YOU EAT YOUR BOOGERS, TOO!

Sincerely,

Winston Churchill

p.s. text msg me later?