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Old 02-11-2005, 03:37 PM   #31
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But now at last the urge is past
And I can do no more
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Old 03-05-2005, 06:18 AM   #32
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Our copulatin's record-breakin'
My 'rection is a beast
We haven't slept or eaten
in a week or so, at least

But now at last the urge is past
And I can do no more
So kiss me once and help me
medicate this saddle sore
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:59 PM   #33
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Our copulatin's record-breakin'
My 'rection is a beast
We haven't slept or eaten
in a week or so, at least

But now at last the urge is past
And I can do no more
So kiss me once and help me
medicate this saddle sore.

Oh no! Your kiss arouses this
Rough beast to come around
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Old 03-26-2005, 04:44 PM   #34
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Our copulatin's record-breakin'
My 'rection is a beast
We haven't slept or eaten
in a week or so, at least

But now at last the urge is past
And I can do no more
So kiss me once and help me
medicate this saddle sore.

Oh no! Your kiss arouses this
Rough beast to come around
And once again we'll find ourselves
in struggle on the ground.
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Old 03-29-2005, 02:16 PM   #35
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Our copulatin's record-breakin'
My 'rection is a beast
We haven't slept or eaten
in a week or so, at least

But now at last the urge is past
And I can do no more
So kiss me once and help me
medicate this saddle sore.

Oh no! Your kiss arouses this
Rough beast to come around
And once again we'll find ourselves
in struggle on the ground.

I think I hear somebody, dear --
I think they're coming now
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:42 PM   #36
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Our copulatin's record-breakin'
My 'rection is a beast
We haven't slept or eaten
in a week or so, at least

But now at last the urge is past
And I can do no more
So kiss me once and help me
medicate this saddle sore.

Oh no! Your kiss arouses this
Rough beast to come around
And once again we'll find ourselves
in struggle on the ground.

I think I hear somebody, dear --
I think they're coming now
Quick, I'll be your driver, dear
And you can be my plow!
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Old 07-07-2005, 05:05 AM   #37
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Our fruit is picked by immigrants unsanitarily
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Old 07-12-2005, 07:15 PM   #38
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Our fruit is picked by immigrants unsanitarily
And then is packed by grocer hacks who bruise it merrily
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Old 09-02-2005, 04:13 PM   #39
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Thumbs up HELP YOURSELF

Our fruit is picked by immigrants unsanitarily
And then is packed by grocer hacks who bruise it merrily
Once palped by patrons' pulpy paws, which poke and squeeze and squish
I bag it up and bring it home, then sling it in this dish.
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Old 09-03-2005, 02:53 PM   #40
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Our copulatin's record-breakin'
My 'rection is a beast
We haven't slept or eaten
in a week or so, at least
Those TV ads for Viagra
were everything they vowed
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:31 PM   #41
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Our copulatin's record-breakin'
My 'rection is a beast
We haven't slept or eaten
in a week or so, at least
Those TV ads for Viagra
were everything they vowed
If I weren't so damned exhausted, well
I would be f**kin' proud
At three ayem she turned her head
And panted, "How much longer?"
I said, "Twelve inches ain't enough?"
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Old 09-04-2005, 02:20 PM   #42
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Our copulatin's record-breakin'
My 'rection is a beast
We haven't slept or eaten
in a week or so, at least
Those TV ads for Viagra
were everything they vowed
If I weren't so damned exhausted, well
I would be f**kin' proud
At three ayem she turns her head
And pants, "Oh, how much longer?"
I say, "Twelve inches ain't enough?"
As once again I prong her.
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Old 09-10-2005, 06:33 AM   #43
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Inside my bathroom cabinet I found a strange white pill
'Twould be unwise to eat it, but I'm desperately ill:
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Old 09-10-2005, 10:53 AM   #44
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Inside my bathroom cabinet I found a strange white pill
'Twould be unwise to eat it, but I'm desperately ill:
The symbol in the middle looks like Japanese to me
Or maybe Greek or Russian -- it's a little hard to see.
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Old 09-11-2005, 03:14 AM   #45
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Inside my bathroom cabinet I found a strange white pill
'Twould be unwise to eat it, but I'm desperately ill:
The symbol in the middle looks like Japanese to me
Or maybe Greek or Russian -- it's a little hard to see.
I'd surely toss or flush it, were I not so damned unwell
Still I hold it closely, hearing a small voice say, "What the hell..."
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