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Old 09-14-2005, 02:33 AM   #601
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furciferous

*adv.*

A description of an action of giving a fat lip and a ruptured eye socket to any crazy bastard that throws red paint at you whilst you saunter down 5th avenue in a fur coat.

"They ran out of pink champagne in the limo and decided to walk home...it was cold and I wasn't getting laid....doesn't matter...I'm hot dammit.

When he threw a bucket of red paint on my mink..I had no choice but to give him a furciferous blow to the head..and I just got a manicure this morning...MOTHER FVCKER!"
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:15 AM   #602
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furciferous - cowardly acts purportedly done on principle.

Activists furciferously throw red paint on 5th Avenue ladies in furs because they don't dare throw red paint on Hell's Angels in leathers.
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Old 09-14-2005, 04:31 PM   #603
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furciferous: adj. Any tree or shrub that grows hair instead of leaves or needles. Found only in Dr. Seuss books.
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Old 09-14-2005, 07:15 PM   #604
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Furciferous - (adj.) of, or like Furcifer.

Furcifer - (N) n 1: (Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions (not)) chief spirit of the furred and feral and adversary of Fudd; tempter of mankind; master of texture.

[Middle English, from Old English, morning fur, Furcifer, from Latin Furcifer, from furcifer, fuzz-bringer : fux, fuc-, fur; see feuk- in Indo-European Roots + -fer, -fer, -ous]
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Old 09-14-2005, 11:09 PM   #605
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Furciferous - (adj.) redolent of burnt hair. [From Furcifer- (n.) a device for the ceremonial burning of animal hair.]

The bong exploded with a blinding flash, filling the dorm room with a dense, furciferous murk. Carburetor, schmarburetor, Lloyd mused, the gasoline was a bad idea.
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Old 09-15-2005, 01:25 AM   #606
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Furciferous

A very moldy cheese, resembling a kiwi (as in the bird) on steroids.

The furciferous cheese was thrown at the senator. The apples then followed.
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:13 AM   #607
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furciferous - relating to habitat for woodland animals that has been displaced by a steel mill
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:24 AM   #608
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furciferous adj. a furrier who makes too much noise while he works.
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Old 09-16-2005, 11:35 PM   #609
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furciferous - [adv] Very, very angry.

origin: Warner Brothers-ese, derived from the character Scooby Doo.

Velma is furciferous at Daphne for shagging Shaggy in the back of the Mystery Machine last time they tripped. Zoinks!
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:22 AM   #610
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:23 AM   #611
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furciferous - anything to do with oatmeal. Or press junkets. Or pressed jackets.
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Old 09-17-2005, 05:19 PM   #612
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furciferous - [adv] Very, very angry.

origin: Warner Brothers-ese, derived from the character Scooby Doo.
Umm... Scooby Doo was, like, Hanna-Barbera, man.

Jinkies!
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(P.S.: I think those Scooby Snacks were made with oatmeal...)
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:45 PM   #613
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furciferous - like coniferous, only more fun to say.
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Old 09-18-2005, 12:21 AM   #614
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furciferous fur covered stainless steel balls, or did somebody already say that?
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Old 09-18-2005, 01:08 AM   #615
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The Phrontisery defines furciferous as (i) bearing a fork or (ii) bearing a forked appendage; rascally.

Unfortunately there were far, far, far too many entries for a lazy fellow like me to acknowledge them all.

Most Drink-On-Monitor-Spraying contribution goes to surbhi
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furciferous- having a very hairy beaver.
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furciferous: adj. Any tree or shrub that grows hair instead of leaves or needles. Found only in Dr. Seuss books.
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furciferous(adj.) - describes anything that breathes fire.

As she was hoisted suddenly into the air by his claw, Blanche found herself simultaneously aroused and alarmed by Godzilla's maddened, furciferous passion, and struggled without success to secure her tousled hair with a broken rhinestone barrett she found in her dangling evening bag.
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