Letters that get me through the day.

[gigi]

Dear Pet Food Companies,

I have two cats and two dogs who shall remain nameless to protect their privacy. They have consistently shown me that it is their desire to cease eating their species-specific foods, and would like to trade. My cats are frantic and/or manic about eating the dogs' food, and the dogs refuse to eat their own food, but instead sneak into the cats' food in the middle of the night to binge.

Is this some kind of twisted plot to confuse and torture the poor beasties (and their owner)?

Please begin packaging the cat food in dog-size bags and reduce the price accordingly. Also, please change the dog kibble to cat-size bites, and keep the price cheap, thank you.

We all thank you kindly,

gigi