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Old 09-22-2005, 06:40 PM   #1
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How is Christopher Columbus under pressure?
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Old 09-22-2005, 06:42 PM   #2
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Old 09-22-2005, 11:05 PM   #3
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Old 09-23-2005, 12:21 AM   #4
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How is Christopher Columbus under pressure?
He itches constantly, creating unsightly pustules.
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Old 09-23-2005, 12:58 AM   #5
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:12 AM   #6
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He's itchy? Coat Christopher unguently, please.
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Old 09-23-2005, 05:40 AM   #7
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He's itchy? Coat Christopher unguently, please.
Hydrocortisone is Chris's choice unguency potion.
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Old 09-24-2005, 06:31 AM   #8
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Remember elbows dear!
But really, you'll nightly notice. Chris often forgets, fastiousness easilly eludes him. Itching could create unusual problems.
Did doctor describe radical underground medications:
Holistic Yak anti-viral keratonin. Uranium235 juice, or somthing freaky...orangutang x-cromosomal treatments?? Really I shouldn't hint, especialy regarding innovative new aproaches. Still, many avant-garde recearchers today yearn privately about new treatments. Someday, just a standby measure, immunizing nations against diseases designed deliberately. Radical unbelieving maniacs couldst concieve odious foul feindeshness...exteme evilness.
Hopefully, innovation creation causes universal peace.
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Old 09-24-2005, 03:10 PM   #9
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So many acronyms really torment! Your post above numbs totally, sir!
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