08-04-2005, 02:44 PM
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some guy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals
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Write at least 2,000 words in reply, diverging completely from the point and hijacking the thread in 4 different directions; don't forget to accuse others of persecuting you.
If the mosquitoes won't leave you alone... |
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08-04-2005, 10:02 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
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then film yourself being slowly driven to madness, then post it on the internet to creep people out.
If Christmas were tomorrow |
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08-05-2005, 12:33 PM
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some guy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals
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I'd have to dig out the red felt Santa suit and hand out cheap gifts to greedy Chinese children. My students wouldn't be ready to sing "Deck the halls" or "Jingle Bells", I wouldn't have time to call home to my family, and I'd end up drinking myself to sleep to cope with yet another celibate Yuletide. Thanks a lot, Brynn.
If beer bottles were edible... |
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08-16-2005, 10:43 AM
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get to it
Join Date: Apr 2005
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i wouldn't have to buy food
if only i hadn't upset the master..... |
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08-16-2005, 01:34 PM
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some guy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals
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...the Immigration people would still have no idea.
If employers at interviews demanded dance moves...
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08-17-2005, 05:58 AM
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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: we are all made of stars
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Then "Shake your Money Maker" would be under "skills"
If I make it through tomorrow...
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Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss |
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08-17-2005, 08:48 AM
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some guy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals
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...you'll step right into the day after tomorrow's trap.
If you only cut 7 of your fingernails...
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08-18-2005, 06:52 AM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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you can still pick your nose
if you kiss a dog
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the tea leaf family |
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08-18-2005, 09:11 AM
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Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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then don't kiss me
if Elvis were alive today
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08-18-2005, 11:36 AM
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some guy
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals
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he'd have a heart attack tomorrow.
If herpes could be spread by money...
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08-18-2005, 01:47 PM
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dalai clique
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
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i'd have one less disease to worry about.
if you stretch it
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the tea leaf family |
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09-28-2005, 11:00 AM
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get to it
Join Date: Apr 2005
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it can be formed into amusing shapes.
if you rub your hand along the underside.... |
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09-28-2005, 01:50 PM
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Amateur Human
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA.
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you'll find the ON switch.
If you give a moose a cookie...
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...or words to that effect. |
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09-28-2005, 04:21 PM
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What I Am Wearing.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Near DC
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...that cookie is guaranteed one good hair day! (I am so sorry.)
If you just turn it upside down and shake it, |
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