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priceyfatprude · 09-29-2005, 03:30 AM

Lawyers want to sell Katrina-brand booze

METAIRIE, La. (UPI) -- Just six days after Hurricane Katrina blasted the Gulf Coast, two Louisiana lawyers filed an application to sell Katrina-brand alcohol to "Get Blown Away."

Loyola University law school graduates Beale Blues, 31, and Harold "Dinzdale" Ehrenberg, 47, filed a logo bearing a satellite image of the deadly hurricane and the words "Katrina" and "Get Blown Away" in a Sept. 4 filing with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

While the type of alcohol to be sold under the Katrina brand was not known, it is a safe bet it would be some variation of The Hurricane alcoholic drink that is a staple of New Orleans' Bourbon Street, The Smoking Gun Web site reported.

Blues and Ehrenberg, who also is a massage therapist, operate an office in the New Orleans suburb of Metairie, La.

The beta version of Ehrenberg's Web site contains a graphic with six Roman columns, three of which are actually human spines, the Court TV-owned Web site reported.

madasacutsnake · 09-29-2005, 04:51 AM

Massage therapist. Ew.

Can't leave 'em alone for a minute and they're all over the world news.

bealeblues · 09-29-2005, 11:28 AM

i am beyond offended by this. i went to LSU, not fvcking Loyola....

rmr · 09-29-2005, 01:11 PM

are you making jesus juice

zenbabe · 09-29-2005, 02:38 PM

whats the deal with the spines?

Coffee · 09-29-2005, 03:35 PM

Clearly that article is not about Ze-Beale and Ze-Dinz.

"graduates"...snort.

Beale. Dinzdale, Cooperate. ...Those concepts don't belong in the same sentence.

And lastly...Dinzdale would have trademarked "Katrina...Hold on to your Arse".

dinzdale · 09-29-2005, 04:51 PM

amanda · 09-30-2005, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmr

are you making jesus juice

I thought that's what came out of jesustitties.

zenbabe · 09-30-2005, 12:57 AM

^^^ BUH DUM CHING

xfox · 09-30-2005, 01:07 AM

Can this be true? Why didn't beale deny more? and dinz just winks?

zenbabe · 09-30-2005, 01:11 AM

a 'lil drinky winky if you don't mind....mate..

xfox · 09-30-2005, 01:17 AM

pfp has the hooch

09-29-2005, 03:30 AM	#1
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Jesus Christ Beale! Lawyers want to sell Katrina-brand booze METAIRIE, La. (UPI) -- Just six days after Hurricane Katrina blasted the Gulf Coast, two Louisiana lawyers filed an application to sell Katrina-brand alcohol to "Get Blown Away." Loyola University law school graduates Beale Blues, 31, and Harold "Dinzdale" Ehrenberg, 47, filed a logo bearing a satellite image of the deadly hurricane and the words "Katrina" and "Get Blown Away" in a Sept. 4 filing with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. While the type of alcohol to be sold under the Katrina brand was not known, it is a safe bet it would be some variation of The Hurricane alcoholic drink that is a staple of New Orleans' Bourbon Street, The Smoking Gun Web site reported. Blues and Ehrenberg, who also is a massage therapist, operate an office in the New Orleans suburb of Metairie, La. The beta version of Ehrenberg's Web site contains a graphic with six Roman columns, three of which are actually human spines, the Court TV-owned Web site reported. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

09-29-2005, 04:51 AM	#2
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	Massage therapist. Ew. Can't leave 'em alone for a minute and they're all over the world news. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

09-29-2005, 11:28 AM	#3
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	i am beyond offended by this. i went to LSU, not fvcking Loyola.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

09-29-2005, 02:38 PM	#5
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	whats the deal with the spines? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

09-30-2005, 12:57 AM	#9
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	^^^ BUH DUM CHING __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

09-29-2005, 01:11 PM	#4
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	are you making jesus juice

09-29-2005, 03:35 PM	#6
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Clearly that article is not about Ze-Beale and Ze-Dinz. "graduates"...snort. Beale. Dinzdale, Cooperate. ...Those concepts don't belong in the same sentence. And lastly...Dinzdale would have trademarked "Katrina...Hold on to your Arse".

09-29-2005, 04:51 PM	#7
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411

09-30-2005, 01:07 AM	#10
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	Can this be true? Why didn't beale deny more? and dinz just winks?

09-30-2005, 01:11 AM	#11
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	a 'lil drinky winky if you don't mind....mate.. __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

09-30-2005, 01:17 AM	#12
xfox slightly effective Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: >>> Posts: 2,404	pfp has the hooch

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