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Old 08-23-2005, 02:36 AM   #166
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Audrey said "Fine, I'll start the damn thing!"
I've got nothing better to do
Beale might wake up, from his hungover state,
and find an old lady to sue

Charlie was tired, couldn't sleep couldn't think,
bollocks to that, you might add
Dinzdale got drunk at a poetry gig
and hit on a beauty school grad

Eleanor watched the weather blow by
while waiting for fill bar
Frieda sat high up on her chair,
Cos she's too short to see very far

Gatsby in earnest prepared for the bar
Using a whole "case" of Gin vs. Tonic
Honeybee's named for an Alman song
she is as sweet as the song implies

Imdrsmooth has grown a goatee,
That's what he says, 'though no one can see it.
Jill likes a man who's slick as can be
and a bannister when he tries to be it

Knut sports a beaut of a black eye he got
shortly after his girlfriend came home;
Lala consoled him as well as she could,
Though really she wanted to roam.

Madasacutsnake killed her boyfriend's dog
When he was out of town for a week
Nimblemarmoset got a tattoo
But won't say what or on which cheek.

Oral built a cathedral to honor himself
and now he gets his in the basement
Priceyfatprude joked she'd hand in her brood
So Con offered her Chinese replacements

Quasimodo has bats in the belfry
and swings on the end of his rope
Rosa from hubby wants to be set free
But can't on account of the Pope.

Smarty linguisticly swings many ways
how diverse and agile his tongue!
Trish has defeated the years and conquered the days
defining what's bright and what's young.

Unsound is twenty and studying art --
A volatile combination;
Venusupnorth ought to meet him, and start
An appropriate interrelation.

Willow the Sylph sits in horror and awe
at her child's carnivorous ways
Xerocs the flyboy protects lands afar-
hell of a job but it pays.

Zero writes letters to bother his betters
And everyone chips in a line;
AllegroNG puts him over her knee
And he seems to like it just fine.

Bales posesses a beautiful mind
but somehow lost one of his letters
Y? should i ask, and take him to task
even when short, his letters are better!
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Old 08-23-2005, 02:57 AM   #167
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Audrey said "Fine, I'll start the damn thing!"
I've got nothing better to do
Beale might wake up, from his hungover state,
and find an old lady to sue

Charlie was tired, couldn't sleep couldn't think,
bollocks to that, you might add
Dinzdale got drunk at a poetry gig
and hit on a beauty school grad

Eleanor watched the weather blow by
while waiting for fill bar
Frieda sat high up on her chair,
Cos she's too short to see very far

Gatsby in earnest prepared for the bar
Using a whole "case" of Gin vs. Tonic
Honeybee's named for an Alman song
she is as sweet as the song implies

Imdrsmooth has grown a goatee,
That's what he says, 'though no one can see it.
Jill likes a man who's slick as can be
and a bannister when he tries to be it

Knut sports a beaut of a black eye he got
shortly after his girlfriend came home;
Lala consoled him as well as she could,
Though really she wanted to roam.

Madasacutsnake killed her boyfriend's dog
When he was out of town for a week
Nimblemarmoset got a tattoo
But won't say what or on which cheek.

Oral built a cathedral to honor himself
and now he gets his in the basement
Priceyfatprude joked she'd hand in her brood
So Con offered her Chinese replacements

Quasimodo has bats in the belfry
and swings on the end of his rope
Rosa from hubby wants to be set free
But can't on account of the Pope.

Smarty linguisticly swings many ways
how diverse and agile his tongue!
Trish has defeated the years and conquered the days
defining what's bright and what's young.

Unsound is twenty and studying art --
A volatile combination;
Venusupnorth ought to meet him, and start
An appropriate interrelation.

Willow the Sylph sits in horror and awe
at her child's carnivorous ways
Xerocs the flyboy protects lands afar-
hell of a job but it pays.

Zero writes letters to bother his betters
And everyone chips in a line;
AllegroNG puts him over her knee
And he seems to like it just fine.

Bales posesses a beautiful mind
but somehow lost one of his letters
Y? should i ask, and take him to task
even when short, his letters are better!

Coffee the sailor is lanky and bushy
especially all round his piehole
Dinz takes the cake for lascivious lech'ry
you won't ever find him round my hole
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Old 08-23-2005, 10:42 AM   #168
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Audrey said "Fine, I'll start the damn thing!"
I've got nothing better to do
Beale might wake up, from his hungover state,
and find an old lady to sue

Charlie was tired, couldn't sleep couldn't think,
bollocks to that, you might add
Dinzdale got drunk at a poetry gig
and hit on a beauty school grad

Eleanor watched the weather blow by
while waiting for fill bar
Frieda sat high up on her chair,
Cos she's too short to see very far

Gatsby in earnest prepared for the bar
Using a whole "case" of Gin vs. Tonic
Honeybee's named for an Alman song
she is as sweet as the song implies

Imdrsmooth has grown a goatee,
That's what he says, 'though no one can see it.
Jill likes a man who's slick as can be
and a bannister when he tries to be it

Knut sports a beaut of a black eye he got
shortly after his girlfriend came home;
Lala consoled him as well as she could,
Though really she wanted to roam.

Madasacutsnake killed her boyfriend's dog
When he was out of town for a week
Nimblemarmoset got a tattoo
But won't say what or on which cheek.

Oral built a cathedral to honor himself
and now he gets his in the basement
Priceyfatprude joked she'd hand in her brood
So Con offered her Chinese replacements

Quasimodo has bats in the belfry
and swings on the end of his rope
Rosa from hubby wants to be set free
But can't on account of the Pope.

Smarty linguisticly swings many ways
how diverse and agile his tongue!
Trish has defeated the years and conquered the days
defining what's bright and what's young.

Unsound is twenty and studying art --
A volatile combination;
Venusupnorth ought to meet him, and start
An appropriate interrelation.

Willow the Sylph sits in horror and awe
at her child's carnivorous ways
Xerocs the flyboy protects lands afar-
hell of a job but it pays.

Zero writes letters to bother his betters
And everyone chips in a line;
AllegroNG puts him over her knee
And he seems to like it just fine.

Bales posesses a beautiful mind
but somehow lost one of his letters
Y? should i ask, and take him to task
even when short, his letters are better!

Coffee the sailor is lanky and bushy
especially all round his piehole
Dinz takes the cake for lascivious lech'ry
you won't ever find him round my hole.

Eiggam declares this his favorite site
But his post list appears pretty slim;
Funky is fun since whatever you write
Nothing is lost upon him!
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My heart is nearly pure.

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Old 10-09-2005, 05:09 AM   #169
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Zero writes letters to bother his betters
And everyone chips in a line;
AllegroNG puts him over her knee
And he seems to like it just fine.

Bales posesses a beautiful mind
but somehow lost one of his letters
Y? should i ask, and take him to task
even when short, his letters are better!

Coffee the sailor is lanky and bushy
especially all round his piehole
Dinz takes the cake for lascivious lech'ry
you won't ever find him round my hole.

Eiggam declares this his favorite site
But his post list appears pretty slim;
Funky is fun since whatever you write
Nothing is lost upon him!

Geoffrey's a lurker on zefrank.com:
Loves the site but cannot post his wit;
Hyakujo's Fox, in sharp contrast to Geoff,
Posts in spurts everywhere his thoughts fit.
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Old 10-14-2005, 07:51 AM   #170
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Zero writes letters to bother his betters
And everyone chips in a line;
AllegroNG puts him over her knee
And he seems to like it just fine.

Bales posesses a beautiful mind
but somehow lost one of his letters
Y? should i ask, and take him to task
even when short, his letters are better!

Coffee the sailor is lanky and bushy
especially all round his piehole
Dinz takes the cake for lascivious lech'ry
you won't ever find him round my hole.

Eiggam declares this his favorite site
But his post list appears pretty slim;
Funky is fun since whatever you write
Nothing is lost upon him!

Geoffrey's a lurker on zefrank.com:
Loves the site but cannot post his wit;
Hyakujo's Fox, in sharp contrast to Geoff,
Posts in spurts everywhere his thoughts fit.

Isla's a name of evocative sways:
Palm trees in breezes and hips in grass skirts
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Old 10-14-2005, 04:02 PM   #171
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Zero writes letters to bother his betters
And everyone chips in a line;
AllegroNG puts him over her knee
And he seems to like it just fine.

Bales posesses a beautiful mind
but somehow lost one of his letters
Y? should i ask, and take him to task
even when short, his letters are better!

Coffee the sailor is lanky and bushy
especially all round his piehole
Dinz takes the cake for lascivious lech'ry
you won't ever find him round my hole.

Eiggam declares this his favorite site
But his post list appears pretty slim;
Funky is fun since whatever you write
Nothing is lost upon him!

Geoffrey's a lurker on zefrank.com:
Loves the site but cannot post his wit;
Hyakujo's Fox, in sharp contrast to Geoff,
Posts in spurts everywhere his thoughts fit.

Isla's a name of evocative sways:
Breezy palm trees and hips in grass skirts;
Jasmina, in turn, evokes tropical days
Filled with sun, sand, and flowery shirts.
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Old 05-17-2007, 04:05 AM   #172
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In case you haven't seen it, Ze's redone the gallery for this. Some really excellent illustrations.

http://www.zefrank.com/frailty/

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Old 05-17-2007, 09:01 AM   #173
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"The project is ongoing and i would love to get an illustration from you. 12 lines remain un-illustrated..."

anyone know which 12 lines need art.
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:50 AM   #174
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all in the back half...

poem 4 line 4, 9, 12, 13, 23
poem 5 line 5, 8, 22, 23
poem 6 line 2, 3, 10
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Old 07-19-2008, 09:42 PM   #175
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Alice felt ugly, so gave herself cheap,
Ben grew a beard 'cause he though it looked Deep

Charles had a terribly long and weak chin,
Diana barfed often so she could stay thin.

Edgar told lies as a way to sound cool,
Fanny sold X to her pals after school.

Graham likes picking his nose with a stick
Helen used to eat it until she got sick

Ingrid has only one subject: her Needs
Jim finds your scab and then picks till it bleeds

Ken is so lazy he sleeps until noon
Len killed his wife, sent her corpse to the moon.

Michael is always off touching himself
Nancy's got acne she picked up in Guelph

Owen eats donuts until he's all puffy,
Paula wipes snot on her sheets when she's stuffy

Queenie is one royal pain in the neck,
Rhonda takes Prozac, but still is a wreck.

Stan likes to razor his gerbils for fun,
Topher's in fast food: he hawks on your bun.

Ursula spraypaints vile words in the stalls,
Vincent is constantly scratching his balls.

Wendy eats cat food, just for the taste,
Xander likes smearing himself with his waste.

Yolanda pops pimples while riding the bus
Ze barely posts; thinks he's better than us.
Z has the last word... a poem done by US!!
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