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Old 10-08-2005, 03:06 AM   #691
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Hey, Brynn. If I win I'll give myself an intricately decorated and pleasingly scented handmade invitation to observe the rules more carefully. If I lose I will still get the same prize.

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Old 10-08-2005, 07:41 AM   #692
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pleiotropy, n.

a region slightly south of the equator that contains rapidly changing climates.
tropical rainforests are biologically diverse and pleiotrope regions go from one extreme (excessive rain) to the other (excessive aridity) in very short time intervals due to the position of the sun in that particular latitude. these regions are rarely larger than 5-10 sqm and are typically not inhabited.

see also "tropic of capricorn".
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Old 10-08-2005, 10:08 AM   #693
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pleiotropy a combination of simultaneously feeling great pleasure at the sagacious judging of a contest that you participated in and extreme happiness that somebody else won.

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Old 10-08-2005, 12:17 PM   #694
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pleiotropy: the slow, almost imperceptible process whereby unused artistic ability withers and shrivels from lack of expression.
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Old 10-08-2005, 01:09 PM   #695
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Hey, Brynn. If I win I'll give myself an intricately decorated and pleasingly scented handmade invitation to observe the rules more carefully. If I lose I will still get the same prize.
(Nods approvingly) Welcome!

Pleiotropy (n.) - the shrill, simultaneous wailing of many children in a poorly-run daycare center.

Blanche's head pounded against the pleiotropy assaulting her ears on her first day, and she took a moment to dig frantically in her clutch for an Advil as a toddler rubbed his snotty nose against her slacks.
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Old 10-09-2005, 05:21 AM   #696
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Pleiotropy (n.) - the shrill, simultaneous wailing of many children in a poorly-run daycare center.
I suffer from it 5 days a week.

Pleiotropy (n.) The genre of photography devoted to capturing dancers in motion, typically with mirror image and/or other effects and tricks.
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Old 10-10-2005, 09:30 AM   #697
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pleiotropy:
Death by boredom of prehistoric animals.
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In spite of rushing him to the Vet, Fred could only sit in sadness as his beloved sabre-tooth succumbed to pleiotropy.
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Old 10-10-2005, 02:05 PM   #698
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pleiotropy (n.) - an award given by male office workers on Monday mornings to the guy who has hooked up with the most ladies during the previous weekend. Usually accompanied by a bagel and a box of condoms.
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Old 10-10-2005, 09:49 PM   #699
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The real definition:

PLEIOTROPY - Multiple, often seemingly unrelated, physical effects caused by a single altered gene or pair of altered genes. When one gene produces several phenotypic effects.

Beautiful work by all wordsmiths. Awards are as follows:

The “I have no idea what you are talking about, but nice try” award proudly goes to:
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PLEIOTROPY - a moldable congratulative statue


The “Generous Psychic’s delight” award will be sent via ethernet to:
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pleiotropy a combination of simultaneously feeling great pleasure at the sagacious judging of a contest that you participated in and extreme happiness that somebody else won.


The “I like the paleontologist in you” award was unearthed for:
daverbee
pleiotropy: Death by boredom of prehistoric animals.


Similar in flavor, but greater in magnitude is The “Stoney biologist gone deep ecologist” award, which shall be hand carried through the steamy jungles to:
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pleiotropy, n. - A region slightly south of the equator that contains rapidly changing climates. Tropical rainforests are biologically diverse and pleiotrope regions go from one extreme (excessive rain) to the other (excessive aridity) in very short time intervals due to the position of the sun in that particular latitude. These regions are rarely larger than 5-10 sqm and are typically not inhabited.


The “Ansel Adams Wannabee” award goes to everyone’s favorite child care provider:
Con ate dog - Pleiotropy (n.) The genre of photography devoted to capturing dancers in motion, typically with mirror image and/or other effects and tricks.


The “Soon to be a dad” award which comes with a year’s supply of baby wipes goes to:
Brynn
Pleiotropy (n.) - the shrill, simultaneous wailing of many children in a poorly-run daycare center.


The “Dance school drop-out” award comes with two passes to "The Nutcracker". The lucky recipient is:
Marcus Bales
pleiotropy - In the ballet, the tendency for all ballerinas to perform the same movement as the lead ballerina.


In second place with the honorable “Get off your ass and create something” award is:
trisherina
pleiotropy: the slow, almost imperceptible process whereby unused artistic ability withers and shrivels from lack of expression.


And the coveted FIRST PLACE prize of a year’s subscription to “Petflix” (The pornographic DVD home delivery service) and an economy size jar of peanut clusters is happily awarded to:
ddrum
pleiotropy (n.) - an award given by male office workers on Monday mornings to the guy who has hooked up with the most ladies during the previous weekend. Usually accompanied by a bagel and a box of condoms.

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Old 10-11-2005, 12:10 PM   #700
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Oboy, peanut clusters... my second-favorite type of cluster!

I do believe the next word is: antichthon.

So there.
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Old 10-11-2005, 04:01 PM   #701
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antichthon, n.

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Old 10-11-2005, 06:07 PM   #702
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Antichthon: n.

An aggressive xenophobic technically highly advanced spacefaring race of insectoid sentient beings inhabiting many of the stellar systems in the Orion arm of the Milky Way Galaxy. Rumor has it that they have located and are currently heading towards an as yet uncolonized 9 planet stellar system containing 4 gas giants (very attactive to the Antichthon race for their vast hydrogen, water, and methane resources) 4 rocky worlds, two of which are either immediatly colonizable or terraformable, and innumerable icy planetoids and planetesimals. Did I mention that they are carnivorous?
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Old 10-11-2005, 06:57 PM   #703
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Oboy, peanut clusters... my second-favorite type of cluster!

I do believe the next word is: antichthon.

So there.
I suppose it would be unwise to ask what your favorite type of cluster is....hee hee.

antichthon - A long and arduous race between friends, peers, or any other groups to come up with the most entertaining activities, stories, jokes, pranks, etc.
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:53 AM   #704
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antichthon

Yet another monster with a weird name in an HP Lovecraft short story.
Antichthon didn't have tentacles and teeth like most of Lovecraft's monsters, rather he killed his victims by singing Perry Como hits to them over and over and over and over and over...
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Old 10-12-2005, 12:29 PM   #705
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antichthon n. grammar

The affected use of multiple letters at the beginning of a word to infer that one has a fashionable stutter.
e.g cccomplete, wwwanker, dddrum etc...
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