Has this happened to you?

[craig johnston]

as far as i remember it goes like this; you get an egg and make a small
hole in the shell with a pin, then you leave it hidden near the object of
your wrath. after a few days it will start to stink out their environment
and you will feel a pleasant satisfied glow, or something.

brynn's the eggspert, she's always doing it. nearly got arrested for it in
honolulu once, so i heard (or dreamt).