Ze-sop's Fables

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Once upon a time, a woman visited a house where there were a bunch of people talking and playing games. She left the house for 2 years, and when she came back, all the people she used to play with had locked themselves in one room, and hardly ever came out, and most of the other people in the house didn't have a key to the room or didn't even know there was a door.

The woman pondered the situation. Suddenly, an idea occurred to her. With a mischievous giggle, she skipped off to the rental store. Thirty minutes later she returned, driving a shiny yellow machine with big, black letters on it that spelled CAT. The motor purred and growled as she rumbled up to the house. The woman threw the engine into neutral, whistling a familiar tune. "Who's afraid of the big, bad wolf," went the words to the song she was whistling. The question was rhetorical.