Does anyone else.......???

[Brynn]

? how do you mean? Do you bury the old trees in the sand? Wha?

I always try to get the (very real) tree (go Christmas tree farmers, yay!) down by New Year's before my son's and my own birthday come around, but I get lazy some years. Left it up clear through to Valentine's Day one year. Eh. I was depressed.

but judging by the rest of this thread, I think the real problem is what to do when the robot harvesters come around. How to deflavorize myself so as not to be appetizing/desirable to them, even though in all likelihood they don't have taste buds but still searching for inevitability clues to the depths of circuitry and biscuits and traditional probings

It's hard to write like him. Let's all give it a whirl.