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dinzdale · 10-11-2005, 12:54 PM

ALCOHOLICS: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices

dinzdale · 10-11-2005, 12:55 PM

SINGLE MEN: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Koehl's with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

Malmal11787 · 10-11-2005, 01:14 PM

If going to your car and the phone rings, dont forget that you put your stuff on top of the car so that you could get into it. Do not pull away with your purse, your books, and your binder on top of the car!!

glasshouse · 10-14-2005, 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale

Play like an all-star
Party like a rock star
Shag like a porn star

Always carry a raincoat. You never know when it could rain.

glasshouse · 10-14-2005, 06:10 AM

Switch from mayonaise (sp?) to veganaise.

glasshouse · 10-14-2005, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale

SINGLE MEN: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Koehl's with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

SINGLE WOMEN: Drive through the Koehl's parking lot (if it has one) and stridently grab the attention of young men who are waiting outside the door with their groceries contriving singleness. Shoot them a familiar and understanding glance and then offer them a ride home. Could work best on rainy days.

Marcus Bales · 10-14-2005, 08:10 AM

Single Women:

Don't pick those guys with groceries up! Is that what you need, a guy without a car who can't remember when his girlfriend said she'd be there?

priceyfatprude · 10-15-2005, 01:48 AM

Don't work 4 10 hour days in a row. Your eyeballs will wonder wtf. Your bed will look really re he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeally nice @ 11:47PM on a ****ing Friday night.

trisherina · 12-29-2005, 02:07 AM

WOMEN OF CHILDBEARING AGE:

Spawn only with men (or cull sperm donors only) scoring overall 130 or below on the WAIS-R.

10-14-2005, 08:10 AM	#262
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10-15-2005, 01:48 AM	#263
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	Don't work 4 10 hour days in a row. Your eyeballs will wonder wtf. Your bed will look really re he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeally nice @ 11:47PM on a ****ing Friday night. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

12-29-2005, 02:07 AM	#264
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	WOMEN OF CHILDBEARING AGE: Spawn only with men (or cull sperm donors only) scoring overall 130 or below on the WAIS-R. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

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10-11-2005, 12:54 PM	#256
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	ALCOHOLICS: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices

10-11-2005, 12:55 PM	#257
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	SINGLE MEN: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Koehl's with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

10-11-2005, 01:14 PM	#258
Malmal11787 Coming in Last Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Sunny Arizona! Posts: 311	If going to your car and the phone rings, dont forget that you put your stuff on top of the car so that you could get into it. Do not pull away with your purse, your books, and your binder on top of the car!!

10-14-2005, 06:10 AM	#260
glasshouse frustrated frustule Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: An island in the deep blue pacific. Posts: 165	Switch from mayonaise (sp?) to veganaise.