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Old 02-12-2006, 11:06 PM   #37
Marcus Bales
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Higgledy piggledy
Richard B Cheney
While hunting for quail on the
Old Armstrong place,
Tracking a bird, swung, and
Vice-presidentially,
Blasted a friend of his
Right in the face.

"Ambulance! Ambulance!"
Richard B. Cheney
Repeated as somebody
Bled where he sat
Prey to Republican
Inhospitality
Was he a terrorist
Or just a Democrat?

Luckily luckily
Richard B Cheney's
Security detail has
Medics on staff
And, since the guy is an
Ultraconservative,
All that he'll say is "It
Hurts when I laugh".

Remington Remington
Richard B Cheney
Has shot a Republican
Very fat cat;
Cheney is sorry but
Self-justifyingly
Thinks “I’d have missed if
He wasn't so fat.”

Wriggley wriggley
Richard B Cheney:
“Executive privilege!”
SCOTUS: “Concur!”
After all, Hamilton
Inconsequentially
Died when gunned down by
Vice President Burr.

Coverup coverup
Richard B Cheney
For twenty-four hours would
Not say a word,
And none of the media
Characterisitcally
Gave us the skinny: did
Dick get the bird?
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