Simply Unacceptable, the snob thread - Page 6 - ZEFRANK.COM

lapietra · 10-19-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally posted by priceyfatprude
You should have more respect for the dead.

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery... lampooning can't be far behind...

sparticle · 10-20-2004, 01:57 AM

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Originally posted by lapietra
They say imitation is the highest form of flattery... lampooning can't be far behind...

heh heh heh -- I think it was brilliant. *grin*

lapietra · 10-20-2004, 04:26 AM

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Originally posted by sparticle
heh heh heh -- I think it was brilliant. *grin*

Thank you!!!

priceyfatprude · 11-24-2004, 10:52 PM

It is simply unacceptable to be over a certain age (say, 10) and forget to flush the farking toilet. Especially if you work in an office building w/100 other people.

sparticle · 11-25-2004, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by priceyfatprude
It is simply unacceptable to be over a certain age (say, 10) and forget to flush the farking toilet. Especially if you work in an office building w/100 other people.

It is equally unacceptable to pee on the seat when squatting to avoid other people's germs! As if they want to sit in your cold, splattered pee! Ill-mannered trollops!

priceyfatprude · 02-26-2006, 01:25 AM

It is simply unacceptable to poop in the bathroom at work, AND NOT SPRAY THE ****ING AIR FRESHENER AFTERWARDS!!!!!

I piss 10-12 times per day now on the new dose of Tolvaptan, so it's simply unacceptable to me to come out of the ladies room smelling like someone else's ass.

ShopaholicChick · 02-26-2006, 01:14 PM

it is unacceptable to be on a confrence call...using your cellular phone...on speaker phone...while in a public restroom!!!!

OMG i went into the bathroom the other day at a college...and some lady was on a confrence call with her work on her cell phone while sitting on the toilet...and had it on speaker phone!!!

And the worse thing was she apparently works at a restraunt because of the conversation about ordering and sales i was overhearing!!!

Brynn · 02-26-2006, 06:19 PM

I completely agree about the peeing on the seat thing. I mean, hello- paper seat covers if you're that paranoid about catching something from a toilet seat. And if you are, then bring your own if there are none available, for crying out loud. Anyone who feels the need to urinate all over the seat instead of in the toilet - and then leave it there - was raised by apes or crack whores. Unacceptable.

ETA: Mud, however, is something else entirely

ShopaholicChick · 03-02-2006, 09:16 PM

OMG just as bad as the peeing on the seat thing...is the peeing on the floor thing...you know people have to drop their pants to sit there...they do not wanna drop their pants in a pile of your piss!!!

Marcus Bales · 03-03-2006, 12:01 PM

Stopping at an art glass show booth and engaging the proprietor in 45 minutes of reminiscences about all the art glass you've bought from other people, or made yourself, or that your family members made for you, or that you've seen in other peoples' houses or stores, just for sport, without ever intending to buy anything.

ambo · 03-03-2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Bales

Stopping at an art glass show booth and engaging the proprietor in 45 minutes of reminiscences about all the art glass you've bought from other people, or made yourself, or that your family members made for you, or that you've seen in other peoples' houses or stores, just for sport, without ever intending to buy anything.

Oh MB, how rude. Sorry.

Zeismyhero · 03-03-2006, 04:30 PM

Clipping your nails in public. Especially in a restaurant or at work, where those around you have to listen to every "clip, clip, clip," knowing all the while that little bits of your nasty nails are flying about, enjoying their newfound funky freedom...

dinzdale · 03-03-2006, 04:39 PM

I once had a job interview where this prick clipped his nails, adjusted his watch and picked at this ear and examined it.
All the while I'm thinking,if I didnt want this job I would have smashed his head into the desk.
Rude bastard.

11-24-2004, 10:52 PM	#79
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	It is simply unacceptable to be over a certain age (say, 10) and forget to flush the farking toilet. Especially if you work in an office building w/100 other people. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

02-26-2006, 01:25 AM	#81
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	It is simply unacceptable to poop in the bathroom at work, AND NOT SPRAY THE ****ING AIR FRESHENER AFTERWARDS!!!!! I piss 10-12 times per day now on the new dose of Tolvaptan, so it's simply unacceptable to me to come out of the ladies room smelling like someone else's ass. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

02-26-2006, 01:14 PM	#82
ShopaholicChick monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 89	it is unacceptable to be on a confrence call...using your cellular phone...on speaker phone...while in a public restroom!!!! OMG i went into the bathroom the other day at a college...and some lady was on a confrence call with her work on her cell phone while sitting on the toilet...and had it on speaker phone!!! And the worse thing was she apparently works at a restraunt because of the conversation about ordering and sales i was overhearing!!! __________________ I hate people who stalk you and think they are funny to hack your accounts

02-26-2006, 06:19 PM	#83
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	I completely agree about the peeing on the seat thing. I mean, hello- paper seat covers if you're that paranoid about catching something from a toilet seat. And if you are, then bring your own if there are none available, for crying out loud. Anyone who feels the need to urinate all over the seat instead of in the toilet - and then leave it there - was raised by apes or crack whores. Unacceptable. ETA: Mud, however, is something else entirely __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

03-02-2006, 09:16 PM	#84
ShopaholicChick monkey Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 89	OMG just as bad as the peeing on the seat thing...is the peeing on the floor thing...you know people have to drop their pants to sit there...they do not wanna drop their pants in a pile of your piss!!! __________________ I hate people who stalk you and think they are funny to hack your accounts

03-03-2006, 12:01 PM	#85
Marcus Bales ________________ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea. Posts: 8,967	Stopping at an art glass show booth and engaging the proprietor in 45 minutes of reminiscences about all the art glass you've bought from other people, or made yourself, or that your family members made for you, or that you've seen in other peoples' houses or stores, just for sport, without ever intending to buy anything. __________________ My strength is as the strength of eight -- My heart is nearly pure.

03-03-2006, 04:30 PM	#87
Zeismyhero Happy just to dance w/you Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Standing right behind you... Posts: 353	Clipping your nails in public. Especially in a restaurant or at work, where those around you have to listen to every "clip, clip, clip," knowing all the while that little bits of your nasty nails are flying about, enjoying their newfound funky freedom...

03-03-2006, 04:39 PM	#88
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	I once had a job interview where this prick clipped his nails, adjusted his watch and picked at this ear and examined it. All the while I'm thinking,if I didnt want this job I would have smashed his head into the desk. Rude bastard.

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