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Isla · 11-02-2002, 11:51 PM

While I'm here, I may as well tell you what my adorable 3 year old son did the other day.

He was very intently playing his Nintendo 64... in a variation of yoga 'child's pose'. Being very much a chip of the old block, he is already quite the master of videogames.

I was working at the computer, trying to beat a deadline for some of the freelance work I do.

He approached me with a near hysterical look on his face and said,

"Mommy! Throw this away!" and then he handed me a turd.

Apparently, he had been so engrossed in his game that he hadn't noticed that it was emerging from his bottom, and when he realized it, it was too late.

I think what amazed me the most was that, when he handed me the caca, I unquestioningly accepted it. For the rest of the day, I ribbed him by saying,

"You gave me your POOP!" until he finally started telling me to shut up about it.

Oh yeah...

There is also the 'Smell My Finger' incident perpetrated by my middle child.

One day, when she was about 3 years old, she came up to me and said, "Smell my finger!"

By now you have guessed that I am a very obedient mom.

I nearly fell out of my kitchen chair because her finger smelled like her butt. She thought this was HILARIOUS.

I called my husband at work and told him about our little jester's new trick... which was lucky for him because when he got home, she tried to sucker him into it.

No one ever tells you about this stuff before you become a parent.

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11-02-2002, 11:51 PM	#9
Isla monkey Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 17	While I'm here, I may as well tell you what my adorable 3 year old son did the other day. He was very intently playing his Nintendo 64... in a variation of yoga 'child's pose'. Being very much a chip of the old block, he is already quite the master of videogames. I was working at the computer, trying to beat a deadline for some of the freelance work I do. He approached me with a near hysterical look on his face and said, "Mommy! Throw this away!" and then he handed me a turd. Apparently, he had been so engrossed in his game that he hadn't noticed that it was emerging from his bottom, and when he realized it, it was too late. I think what amazed me the most was that, when he handed me the caca, I unquestioningly accepted it. For the rest of the day, I ribbed him by saying, "You gave me your POOP!" until he finally started telling me to shut up about it. Oh yeah... There is also the 'Smell My Finger' incident perpetrated by my middle child. One day, when she was about 3 years old, she came up to me and said, "Smell my finger!" By now you have guessed that I am a very obedient mom. I nearly fell out of my kitchen chair because her finger smelled like her butt. She thought this was HILARIOUS. I called my husband at work and told him about our little jester's new trick... which was lucky for him because when he got home, she tried to sucker him into it. No one ever tells you about this stuff before you become a parent.