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Originally Posted by daverbee

Not sure whether this is appropriate to this thread or not. This is an email sent out by our switchboard supervisor a couple weeks back. I kept it and read it every once in a while when I need a laugh.


Any chance any of you have seen the International phone? It was used in Jan by **** ****** and then they thought they doesn't it back, but maybe you have seen it laying around somewhere? It would be in a box from the type of phone is a v505. It will not work on the US so it is useless.

Yes, yes, oh yes. Fractured syntax can be just as charmingly sidesplitting, I think for the same reason... whatever the hell that might be.

I have, somewhere, an incident report written by a security guard for whom English was not his first language, nor apparently his second or third. The heading says it all.

SUBJECT: Car in stuck

Sometimes you read something and think, is this person actually as stupid as this makes them sound, or is it simply a communication barrier? With the aforementioned report, however, there was no question about it. It is an absolute hoot, and I shall commence excavating for it at once.

Glad to see this thread reemerging,
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