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smellyrayzin · 03-31-2006, 09:04 PM

happy birthday you sexy sexy beast!

amanda · 04-01-2006, 01:45 AM

"Nap..py.. Birf.day"

no, no, wait.
(cough)

(Throaty)"Nappy Birfday, Mr. President!"
"CUT!"

"Kid, c'mere."

Bosoms jiggling, an angelic vixen of cartoonish fantasy bobbles over. Clearly, the writer knew what she was doing when she wrote out the character description

DIRECTOR (pointing to script)

Honey, look. what does it say?

Honey looks puzzled. It takes her a second to push the air out of her head to more appropriate places, places that make men feel like they are walking on that very same flavor of air.

HONEY

Nap..py Birf..day

DIRECTOR (exasperated)

NO! Goddamn it! Your character says...

The director looks down at the script for the first time- personal assistants are wonderful things. Everyone should own one.
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AMANDA

Nappy Birfday, Ze.

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DIRECTOR

Nappy... birfday? (recovering) ZE! See, ZE. It says right here. Just do it right, Honey. Let's start again.

HONEY (smacking gum, rolling her eyes)

okay! (mumbles) asshole.

Honey bobbles back to her mark, turns, spits out her gum, hitting the leg of the key grip. She flashes him a winning smile and wiggles back into her "concentration spot". She takes a deep breath and...

HONEY (squeeks)

Happy Birthday, Ze!

DIRECTOR (smacks his head)

CUT!!!!!

Klynne · 04-02-2006, 12:47 AM

Lurves you Ze! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Zaftig · 04-05-2006, 06:33 AM

Happy Birthday! (Better late than never I guess)

NimbleMarmoset · 04-05-2006, 10:17 AM

happy day Ze.

thank you

03-31-2006, 09:04 PM	#31
smellyrayzin mrs. self destruct Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: arizizooona Posts: 643	happy birthday you sexy sexy beast! __________________ therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free. + my website + my photo site

04-05-2006, 06:33 AM	#34
Zaftig monkey Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 1,951	Happy Birthday! (Better late than never I guess) __________________ Build a bridge and get over it.

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04-01-2006, 01:45 AM	#32
amanda old s'cool Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,426	"Nap..py.. Birf.day" no, no, wait. (cough) (Throaty)"Nappy Birfday, Mr. President!" "CUT!" "Kid, c'mere." Bosoms jiggling, an angelic vixen of cartoonish fantasy bobbles over. Clearly, the writer knew what she was doing when she wrote out the character description DIRECTOR (pointing to script) Honey, look. what does it say? Honey looks puzzled. It takes her a second to push the air out of her head to more appropriate places, places that make men feel like they are walking on that very same flavor of air. HONEY Nap..py Birf..day DIRECTOR (exasperated) NO! Goddamn it! Your character says... The director looks down at the script for the first time- personal assistants are wonderful things. Everyone should own one. -------------------------------------------------------------- AMANDA Nappy Birfday, Ze. --------------------------------------------------------------- DIRECTOR Nappy... birfday? (recovering) ZE! See, ZE. It says right here. Just do it right, Honey. Let's start again. HONEY (smacking gum, rolling her eyes) okay! (mumbles) asshole. Honey bobbles back to her mark, turns, spits out her gum, hitting the leg of the key grip. She flashes him a winning smile and wiggles back into her "concentration spot". She takes a deep breath and... HONEY (squeeks) Happy Birthday, Ze! DIRECTOR (smacks his head) CUT!!!!!

04-02-2006, 12:47 AM	#33
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Lurves you Ze! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

04-05-2006, 10:17 AM	#35
NimbleMarmoset frick, frack, fruck Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: is irrelevant Posts: 998	happy day Ze. thank you