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Thinker Pad · 04-07-2006, 04:13 AM

Hi again, sorry I'm late. Here are the results:

The Am I Really Drinking A Soda? Prize goes to Daver Bee for:
"physograde

Often spelled fizzograde. The standard the FDA uses to judge whether or not to classify a soft drink as a soda or not.

Having been given a low physograde on his new invention, Professor Dinzdale decided to market it as a feminine hygiene product."
The Amazing Stylish Flyer Prize goes to Kaskeens with:
" physograde-a new class of flying on a commercial airline in which you sit on the baggage in the hold of the aircraft."

Zatoichi recieves the Reason-Why-People's-Jaw-Drops prize with

"physograde -- the motion of eyeballs when absorbing a physique, often at the expense of other motor and cognitive functions.

Upon being introduced to Brigitte, Michael's physograde reaction was so intense that he completely forgot he was holding a drink and unhappily dropped it on the tile floor."

Trisherina recieves the 42 Degree Celcius award for:

"physograde: The outcome of your "hot or not?" entry."

Xfox recieves an A+ and a Physical Education certificate for:

"physograde - the grade you get in phys ed.

Sarah had a failing physograde, probably because she didn't want to take off her clothes in the middle of the day, work up a sweat and then enter a group shower which inevitably ruined her "hair-do"."

The Cleans Nearly Everything award goes to Hyakujo fox for:

"physograde A brand of gymnasium-strength drain cleaner.

Jingle:

Don't be startled or afraid
Don't stand there so dismayed
When your drainage gets delayed
RELEASE THE PHYSOGRADE!

warning: do not apply to genitals or small animals"

Division Biscuit recieves the Crack Schooling award and an A+ for:

"Physograde v. An alternative form of marking, established in the 1970s, where teachers grade assignments mainly by feeling it's physical shape and aura. It was only after the ban on hallucinating drugs in school that physograding became very inaccurate."

And now, what you have all been waiting for, The winner today is...

DAVER BEE

Oh yeah, and befor I forget

\Phys"o*grade\, n. [Gr. ? a bellows + L. gradi to walk, go.] (Zo["o]l.) Any siphonophore (jellyfish, squid, etc.) which has an air sac for a float, as the Physalia

Take it away Daver

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04-07-2006, 04:13 AM	#11
Thinker Pad monkey Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 17	Hi again, sorry I'm late. Here are the results: The Am I Really Drinking A Soda? Prize goes to Daver Bee for: "physograde Often spelled fizzograde. The standard the FDA uses to judge whether or not to classify a soft drink as a soda or not. Having been given a low physograde on his new invention, Professor Dinzdale decided to market it as a feminine hygiene product." The Amazing Stylish Flyer Prize goes to Kaskeens with: " physograde-a new class of flying on a commercial airline in which you sit on the baggage in the hold of the aircraft." Zatoichi recieves the Reason-Why-People's-Jaw-Drops prize with "physograde -- the motion of eyeballs when absorbing a physique, often at the expense of other motor and cognitive functions. Upon being introduced to Brigitte, Michael's physograde reaction was so intense that he completely forgot he was holding a drink and unhappily dropped it on the tile floor." Trisherina recieves the 42 Degree Celcius award for: "physograde: The outcome of your "hot or not?" entry." Xfox recieves an A+ and a Physical Education certificate for: "physograde - the grade you get in phys ed. Sarah had a failing physograde, probably because she didn't want to take off her clothes in the middle of the day, work up a sweat and then enter a group shower which inevitably ruined her "hair-do"." The Cleans Nearly Everything award goes to Hyakujo fox for: "physograde A brand of gymnasium-strength drain cleaner. Jingle: Don't be startled or afraid Don't stand there so dismayed When your drainage gets delayed RELEASE THE PHYSOGRADE! warning: do not apply to genitals or small animals" Division Biscuit recieves the Crack Schooling award and an A+ for: "Physograde v. An alternative form of marking, established in the 1970s, where teachers grade assignments mainly by feeling it's physical shape and aura. It was only after the ban on hallucinating drugs in school that physograding became very inaccurate." And now, what you have all been waiting for, The winner today is... DAVER BEE Oh yeah, and befor I forget \Phys"o*grade\, n. [Gr. ? a bellows + L. gradi to walk, go.] (Zo["o]l.) Any siphonophore (jellyfish, squid, etc.) which has an air sac for a float, as the Physalia Take it away Daver