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Old 05-12-2006, 11:31 AM   #1
Marcus Bales
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Bird Flu
Marcus Bales

Bird flu is caused by a virus
That often occurs among birds,
And diseases will sometimes require us
To thin out our flocks and our herds.

Our reasons may sometimes be murky,
Or so bird-brained they do not apply,
But President Bush has bombed Turkey
So all of our children don’t die.

We say that we know it’s a duck
By its look or its walk or its quack;
So Bush, with a jive and a shuck,
Might justify bombing Iraq.

He’ll save us, the Right with the wrong,
His righteousness stays firmly flexed;
And he says, though he may miss their song,
The Canary Islands are next.
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My heart is nearly pure.

Last edited by Marcus Bales : 05-12-2006 at 12:36 PM. Reason: Yes, all by myself
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