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zero · 06-26-2006, 03:37 PM

the family that runs the greengrocer shop across from the esso garage aren't greengrocers they're brain-matter eating zombie vampire sex aliens and the potatoes they sell are dormant eggs that hatch when you try to make chips. you call that honesty in marketing?

dinzdale · 06-26-2006, 03:52 PM

^^ it's probably written really small on the bag.

Do not operate heavy machinery as eating or preparing these potatoes may cause you to turn into a zombie alien sex vampire. Please use responsibly. Wash hands thoroughly after touching potatoes or other tubers.
THE ZOMBIE ALIEN SEX VAMPIRE CO LTD, BASILDON, ESSEX, U.K

Jack Flanders · 06-26-2006, 04:43 PM

Jack Flanders · 06-26-2006, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee

In Anna's Vid...I like how the flying cars always land off camera so we can't see the wheels and axles falling the fvck off those cheap ass cars.

zero · 06-26-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale

^^ it's probably written really small on the bag.

Do not operate heavy machinery as eating or preparing these potatoes may cause you to turn into a zombie alien sex vampire. Please use responsibly. Wash hands thoroughly after touching potatoes or other tubers.
THE ZOMBIE ALIEN SEX VAMPIRE CO LTD, BASILDON, ESSEX, U.K

you're probably right as usual professor dinzdale, but just to be sure, i'm jumping on my recumbent bicycle to go along to my greengrocer's and buy a bag of potatoes to see what it says on the bag

i should be back in no more than ten minutes..

♪whistles "colonel bogey"♪

dinzdale · 06-26-2006, 05:34 PM

It's been 15 minutes....I hope Mr & Mrs Griffiths didnt eat Zero's brain.

*pacing*

zero · 06-26-2006, 06:09 PM

i'm back! unfortunately they'd sold out of potatoes but the griffithses assured me these pygmy brussel sprouts would make an excellent alternative!

it says on the packet:

pygmy brussels sprouts - country of origin antwerp, belchium
KEEP WELL AWAY FROM EARHOLES, NOSTRILS AND OTHER DARK PLACES PRIOR TO PREPARATION

Jack Flanders · 06-26-2006, 06:22 PM

Mashed brussel sprouts smothered in gravy - don't think so ! It's a big cover up! I'd be very, very scared. Do these people ever blink? That's a sign.

magdalen · 06-26-2006, 06:40 PM

phew, I'm glad you came back!!!
don't eat the sprouts

06-26-2006, 06:09 PM	#22
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	i'm back! unfortunately they'd sold out of potatoes but the griffithses assured me these pygmy brussel sprouts would make an excellent alternative! it says on the packet: pygmy brussels sprouts - country of origin antwerp, belchium KEEP WELL AWAY FROM EARHOLES, NOSTRILS AND OTHER DARK PLACES PRIOR TO PREPARATION

06-26-2006, 06:40 PM	#24
magdalen OOwdevie Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: rotterdam Posts: 1,455	the griffithses ? phew, I'm glad you came back!!! don't eat the sprouts

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06-26-2006, 03:37 PM	#16
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	the family that runs the greengrocer shop across from the esso garage aren't greengrocers they're brain-matter eating zombie vampire sex aliens and the potatoes they sell are dormant eggs that hatch when you try to make chips. you call that honesty in marketing?

06-26-2006, 03:52 PM	#17
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	^^ it's probably written really small on the bag. Do not operate heavy machinery as eating or preparing these potatoes may cause you to turn into a zombie alien sex vampire. Please use responsibly. Wash hands thoroughly after touching potatoes or other tubers. THE ZOMBIE ALIEN SEX VAMPIRE CO LTD, BASILDON, ESSEX, U.K

06-26-2006, 04:43 PM	#18
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	:

06-26-2006, 05:34 PM	#21
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	It's been 15 minutes....I hope Mr & Mrs Griffiths didnt eat Zero's brain. pacing

06-26-2006, 06:22 PM	#23
Jack Flanders landscaping is fun Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: up river and down river Posts: 4,815	Mashed brussel sprouts smothered in gravy - don't think so ! It's a big cover up! I'd be very, very scared. Do these people ever blink? That's a sign.