What happened to our bare asses?

[Penut]

I would never have guessed an ass would deserve its own thread. Im sure billions of years ago when God made people he didn't say: "And my creation shall have an anus! Not for the disposal of feceas, although that is an added feature, but so some time into the future people on the 'Internet' can post threads on their 'Asses' so they have something to do in their spare time!"
But you never know...Ive been wrong before...