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Old 07-29-2006, 10:22 AM   #1
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I played scrabble yesterday for the pure reason to try and get zwischenzug....it didnt happen and i ended up losing...to my brother...who is 10...whos biggest word was elephant...which is pretty big if u think about it...not very sophisticated tho...
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Old 07-31-2006, 09:55 AM   #2
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zwischenzug

Relating to awesome scrabble words achieved out of a series of seemingly own, and many recent studies have shown that frequent use of the muscles which the brain associates with sadness can adversely affect a person's mood.

Adolf wondered why, whenever he said 'Gőring', he got angry.


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Brynn

zwischenzug- the elaborately draped train of material hanging off the butt of an evening gown. Good for swishing.

"Oh Stanley-manly, it's far too hot to play Scrabble anyway," a clearly miffed Blanche exclaimed as she overturned the board and swished her zwischenzug seductively towards the bedroom.


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Ze Frank

zwischenzug
A high tech rug manufactured in Gelsenkirchen, Germany. Never needs vacuuming. Just sweep it with the zwischen sweeper and it looks brand new.


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12"razormix

zwischenzug, n.

highly effective home cleaning professionals, usually trained and bonded.

"Haaaaarold you git - what are your splippers doing in the hall? Now off you go and clean up that mess, the zwischenzug will be here any minute now, they got your slippers all wet 'n soapy last time, what, you think we can afford to buy new ones every time you get a bloody mess all over them? That shut you right up, did it now, get your lazy arse down here I tell you, HAAAAAAAAA - ROLLLD you hear me, don't pretend you don't cause I know you do, why I NEVER, dirty unkempt bastard still walking around in his robe at this time of day, I should have listened to Mother but noooo, dearie me, I was much too young, much too stupid, God bless her, kind soul that she was, couldn't even be bothered to shave and still up there lounging about in his knickers and robe, what was I thinking ... Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarold"

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Marcus Bales

zwischenzug - the voice of experience.

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Ze Frank

zwischenzug- from Georg Zwischenzug, The owner of the record of hardest German last name to say, and the infamous Nazi Cannibal, he reportedly ate Hitler.

Wasn't he related to the Soup Nazi?


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zwischenzug - v.( fr. Germ., onomatopoeic) - after the initial schnipf, the preferred method of tasting a fine Reisling, Huxelrebe, or Spätburgunder.

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Penut

zwischenzug- The name of the least popular cheese in the world. The cheese is made out of male breast milk and causes a slight sense of euphoria after eating which lasts about 5 seconds before you either have to throw it up or your insides explode. It was very popular during WWII as a means of getting information. It is now used by suicide cults around the world and is illegal in all countrys but France where they seem to find the taste delicious.

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zwischenzug

Drag queens who wear leiderhosen and do the slapping dance.


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Coffee

zwischenzug Ger zwichen; wishing away, z; the, ug; ugly.

The emotion related to wishing an ugly mistake was undone.


Coffee was devastated by severe zwischenzug upon discovering that his prior definition was wholey premised upon fraudulent Scrabble rules.


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LeahDear

zwischenzug

The term for unusual, and previously unheard of, rules on how to play scrabble.



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Which leaves us with

Demi-Coveted fourth place goes to xfox

zwischenzug disease caused by lack of music and hugs.

Penetentiary life, bread and water wasn't so bad, but the zwischenzug really wiped him out.


Semi-Coveted third place goes to Master_Jedi

zwischenzug- from Georg Zwischenzug, The owner of the record of hardest German last name to say, and the infamous Nazi Cannibal, he reportedly ate Hitler.

Coveted second place goes to trisherina

zwischenzug: An insect native to Austria which makes its home in beer casks. As legend has it, the one who drinks a zwischenzug in a draught of brew is destined to a lifetime of pleasure -- giving rise to the chant of "Zug! Zug! ZUG!" in time to beer guzzling.

Grand Prize Winner goes to dinzdale

zwischenzug n.

The scientific name for the noise made by a fat person's thighs walking fast in corduroy trousers.
Also the term used for the noise made by grasshoppers rubbing their legs together to produce a mating call.

This is why large people should buy insect repellant when attending theme parties dressed as an Oxford Professor of English.
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Old 07-31-2006, 12:17 PM   #3
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Yay me !!!

New word in a moment....
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Old 07-31-2006, 12:24 PM   #4
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...here it is......its..balanus


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Old 07-31-2006, 12:58 PM   #5
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balanus (adj.): Describing a type of fear that permits the hands-free removal of seat cushion buttons.
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:41 PM   #6
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balanus - the tipping point between order and chaos.

Forbidden forever to bring up the topic of Scrabble with Stanley again, Blanche retired to her room to ponder the balanus represented by her dictionary sitting by her bed, and fought the urge to look up the actual meaning of "zwischenzug."
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Old 07-31-2006, 09:40 PM   #7
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balanus - A rare disease, sometimes referred to as Baboon Syndrome, affecting one's rear end. The effected area becomes red and expands like a baloon.
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Old 08-03-2006, 03:12 PM   #8
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That was limp guys.......

really it's a type of barnacle...who'd a thunk it??

*sigh* Here goes then,

In no particular order, for no particular reasons...
Ze (Deux) - too obvious
Brynn - too Scrabbley
Coffee - too planktony
Bales - too blunderbussy
Daver - too umpey
Fox - what the fvck is a "work mombo"?
Funk - too cowy
Trish - close, but I cricked my neck attempting it, sooooooo....

Le Grand Prix de Lexicographie Amusant avec La Ribband Rouge pour References Testique dans une Definition Bibliographic

Mlle 30.48 Centimetres - As suitable a word as any for "Russian bollocks."

Play on, play on ..........
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:21 AM   #9
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merci le roi des špatnyées

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Old 08-04-2006, 04:39 AM   #10
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coquelicot: A delicate fabric, very teasing to the fingers. Difficult to sew owing to its tendency to squirm and bunch in the feed dogs, frowning petulantly.
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