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08-11-2006, 09:59 AM
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The One, The Only.
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Everyone said I was daring and corageous, loving and caring, witty and fun, but oh how wrong they were.
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08-11-2006, 02:55 PM
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Cheeses Save
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
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In order to fully apreciate the wonderful life that was and is mine, we must go back to the moment of conception and proceed from there narrating the action cell by cell and moment by moment, not skipping more than a consecutive minute, while stopping often and savoring cherished moments and emotions attendant upon the activities and experiences I have enjoyed, struggled with, conquered, and yes even occasionally failed, until reaching this responsibility ladden moment in time whence I reflect upon the road traveled from those humble beginnings as a mere collection of cells, which yet even then reflected the potential of your humble author who now has the utmost privilage of documenting these rememberences, or surely the reader would be deprived of the full experience that is blessedly; My Life.
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08-11-2006, 03:37 PM
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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While you may be wanting to hear glittering tales of my youth in Milan as a couturier, or advice from my stint as Templeton's most successful fund manager to date, or even the secrets of how I managed to turn a large population of AIDS-ridden African orphans into a cult of spiritual and financial hope that grows by several thousand each day, I find it all a bit boring to relive, and would like to share with you instead something more intimate: how all this and more can be achieved using lemon oil and a soft cloth.
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08-11-2006, 05:02 PM
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constantly amazed
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
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As I lay here examining my navel, it occurs to me that I'd best put some things down on paper before someone else gets it wrong, but that is superceded by an overwhelming urge to begin quoting the poetry of Rod McKuen for the next forty pages as an introduction to my analysis of same, and from that you will begin to know all there is to know about me.
------------------ Not in the running - am heading to L.A. for the next two weeks and am dubious about getting to a computer....
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08-12-2006, 01:41 PM
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feline, naturally
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: California
Posts: 4,407
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My mother did not trust the shriveled old witch, with her slimy glass eye and reek of rancid chewing tobacco, but she had come too far now to turn away, and her skin crawled as the hag placed her wart-covered hand on the swelling belly, and cackled "This one is going to be trouble".
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08-12-2006, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: ªs°k°
Posts: 6,458
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ambo - this can't possibly win, it's absolutely perfect!
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08-12-2006, 10:23 PM
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feline, naturally
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: California
Posts: 4,407
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Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison |
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