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Penut · 08-11-2006, 10:19 AM

Dear neighbor,

While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and

Anna · 08-13-2006, 01:49 AM

Dear neighbor,

While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. That would be

Hyakujo's Fox · 08-13-2006, 10:57 PM

Dear neighbor,

While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. That would be, I'm sure you will agree, a

Anna · 08-14-2006, 02:59 AM

Dear neighbor,

While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. That would be, I'm sure you will agree, an incredible

Brynn · 08-25-2006, 08:18 AM

Dear neighbor,

While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. That would be, I'm sure you will agree, an incredible sight - me, jumping out of my toilet. And I can't help but question your choice of decor as well.

zero · 09-26-2006, 07:13 AM

dear neighbor,

while taking my dog for a walk last week i happened to stroll pass your house. you really should close your curtains at night because i saw that your toilet seat had been left up. i could not believe my eyes that such an unwritten felony had occured. do you not have any self respect? what would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. that would be, i'm sure you will agree, an incredible sight - me, jumping out of my toilet. and i can't help but question your choice of decor as well. it must have taken you many, many hours to crochet it all. but then i suppose that's why you leave the curtains open and the whole place lit up like the blackpool illuminations.

i'll be taking rory out for his usual walkies tonight at around 9pm and, assuming you're okay with it, it i'd like to bring mum, dad, horace, daphnie, maggie and the twins along for a quick look. if you could crank things up around that time i'd be very grateful.

so until then, as they say, "if i don't see you through the week, i'll see you through the window!"

- angus sneddon (no. 32 with the fountain)

zero · 09-26-2006, 07:14 AM

dear readers,

08-11-2006, 10:19 AM	#1
Penut The One, The Only. Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 51	Dear neighbor, While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and __________________ Reassuringly Twatted!

08-25-2006, 08:18 AM	#5
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Dear neighbor, While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. That would be, I'm sure you will agree, an incredible sight - me, jumping out of my toilet. And I can't help but question your choice of decor as well. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

09-26-2006, 07:13 AM	#6
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear neighbor, while taking my dog for a walk last week i happened to stroll pass your house. you really should close your curtains at night because i saw that your toilet seat had been left up. i could not believe my eyes that such an unwritten felony had occured. do you not have any self respect? what would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. that would be, i'm sure you will agree, an incredible sight - me, jumping out of my toilet. and i can't help but question your choice of decor as well. it must have taken you many, many hours to crochet it all. but then i suppose that's why you leave the curtains open and the whole place lit up like the blackpool illuminations. i'll be taking rory out for his usual walkies tonight at around 9pm and, assuming you're okay with it, it i'd like to bring mum, dad, horace, daphnie, maggie and the twins along for a quick look. if you could crank things up around that time i'd be very grateful. so until then, as they say, "if i don't see you through the week, i'll see you through the window!" - angus sneddon (no. 32 with the fountain) Last edited by zero : 09-27-2006 at 10:20 AM.

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08-13-2006, 01:49 AM	#2
Anna n Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,752	Dear neighbor, While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. That would be

08-13-2006, 10:57 PM	#3
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	Dear neighbor, While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. That would be, I'm sure you will agree, a

08-14-2006, 02:59 AM	#4
Anna n Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 2,752	Dear neighbor, While taking my dog for a walk last week, I happened to stroll pass your house. You really should close your curtains at night because I saw that your toilet seat had been left up. I could not beleive my eyes that such an unwrittin felony had occured. Do you not have any self respect? What would you do if you walked past my window and saw me jump out. That would be, I'm sure you will agree, an incredible

09-26-2006, 07:14 AM	#7
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	dear readers,