I'm finally doing it...

[Zeismyhero]

Originally Posted by rmr

you could also take ecstasy or cocaine

That - and the skirt/cape idea - is a lovely thought! One that I hadn't considered!

However, I am a chicken. And I don't want to die, get fired or get arrested. Because of my luck, one of those things would certainly happen! So, I'm left to diet and walk very, very quickly...

...with my cape billowing in the breeze.