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12"razormix · 08-25-2006, 12:01 PM

i want some too

Brynn · 08-25-2006, 03:59 PM

my back hurts and I feel bloated from that lady's parasites from last year. I know that belongs on the aches and pains thread, but I'm thinking about getting depressed about it, maybe.

craig johnston · 08-25-2006, 06:11 PM

well getting depressed is frowned on here.
we therapists don't like that at all.
pull yourself together girl!

Brynn · 08-26-2006, 05:43 AM

Maybe I'll just whine a little bit instead if you give me a dollar.

craig johnston · 08-26-2006, 07:22 AM

tell you what, i'll give you a dollar if you get the wine.
there.
deression cured.

send me your loonies, nutters and misfits. i have a degree in
psychowhatnot from the university of hullaballoo. magic crystals,
hypnotism, wise words and cups of tea are my specialities.

trisherina · 08-26-2006, 12:12 PM

(still wondering about Brynn's parasites from last year)

craig johnston · 08-26-2006, 12:44 PM

treatment for parasites

Brynn · 09-03-2006, 08:30 AM

I believe I recently caught the parasites just from reading this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina

anything but this, k?

If I did have her parasites, I wouldn't have to exercise as much, though.
I could eat all the dessert I wanted.
Maybe if I just had this(http://www.geocities.com/healthbase/parasitosis.html), it would have the same effect.

Dr. Craig, how might I contract delusions of parasites? Could you please read that link for me again? I don't feel like it. My stomach is beginning to hurt a little. Does that count?

trisherina · 09-03-2006, 11:27 PM

Ah yes, yer parasite crazies.

rmr · 09-04-2006, 04:52 AM

i've got this

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2346476&page=1

help me

craig johnston · 09-04-2006, 07:10 AM

brynn, my dear. if you have delusions of parasites you should
stick your head in a mud bath, or we may have to go with the
leeches.
you see, the parasnipes get in yer blood when you read inappropriate
literature, they sneak in through your eyes somehow, and then
they drink your blood. so, at the end you have no blood, which
is quite inconvenient and sometimes called anemia.
the mud bath sucks them out again through your skin and leaves
you with a wonderful glowing feeling, especially after all that
scrubbing to get the mud off again. ok? feel better now?

rmr, really, you think that's bad? just take a couple of aspirins and
drink some sulphuric acid.
next!

08-25-2006, 03:59 PM	#152
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	my back hurts and I feel bloated from that lady's parasites from last year. I know that belongs on the aches and pains thread, but I'm thinking about getting depressed about it, maybe. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction. Last edited by Brynn : 09-03-2006 at 08:32 AM. Reason: Just kidding about the parasites - thanks to all for the concern, however.

08-25-2006, 06:11 PM	#153
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	well getting depressed is frowned on here. we therapists don't like that at all. pull yourself together girl! __________________ the tea leaf family

08-26-2006, 05:43 AM	#154
Brynn constantly amazed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness Posts: 6,206	Maybe I'll just whine a little bit instead if you give me a dollar. __________________ 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. 3. Your foot will change direction.

08-26-2006, 07:22 AM	#155
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	tell you what, i'll give you a dollar if you get the wine. there. deression cured. send me your loonies, nutters and misfits. i have a degree in psychowhatnot from the university of hullaballoo. magic crystals, hypnotism, wise words and cups of tea are my specialities. __________________ the tea leaf family

08-26-2006, 12:44 PM	#157
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	treatment for parasites __________________ the tea leaf family

08-25-2006, 12:01 PM	#151
12"razormix ° ★ ° Join Date: May 2004 Location: ªs°k° Posts: 6,458	i want some too

08-26-2006, 12:12 PM	#156
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	(still wondering about Brynn's parasites from last year)

09-03-2006, 11:27 PM	#159
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Ah yes, yer parasite crazies.

09-04-2006, 04:52 AM	#160
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	i've got this http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2346476&page=1 help me

09-04-2006, 07:10 AM	#161
craig johnston dalai clique Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment Posts: 5,609	brynn, my dear. if you have delusions of parasites you should stick your head in a mud bath, or we may have to go with the leeches. you see, the parasnipes get in yer blood when you read inappropriate literature, they sneak in through your eyes somehow, and then they drink your blood. so, at the end you have no blood, which is quite inconvenient and sometimes called anemia. the mud bath sucks them out again through your skin and leaves you with a wonderful glowing feeling, especially after all that scrubbing to get the mud off again. ok? feel better now? rmr, really, you think that's bad? just take a couple of aspirins and drink some sulphuric acid. next! __________________ the tea leaf family

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